"Executive Elders" .. bwah ha ha haaa! *snif!* :'D ohgod.sofunny...

To be fair, the Bible is full of examples of the Abramhamic god exhorting his follwers to act like assholes. It's practically half the Old Testament.

Given Yeshua's reputed actions in the Temple of Jerusalem, you'd think Christians would be very much in favor of strict adherence to local zoning ordinances...

mars hill......Where in the heck did that name come from? Do they want to be on Mars? Do they come from Mars? I think they should all sign up for the first colonization of said planet and take all the republican pieces of shit with them. Put them all in a space shuttle and the world would be a better place.

@4: mars hill is in Athens, where the apostle Paul gave a famous speech, which you can find in the book of Acts.

Jesus really needs to find some new PR. His current representation seems pretty terrible at representing the whole ‘love’ thing.

Thank you #5 As Johnny Carson always said " I did not know that"