Blogs Apr 24, 2014 at 11:14 am

I Don't Have a Gun Or a Vagina

Dan Savage
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1
Her body her choice Dan.
-J on April 24, 2014 at 11:22 AM Report this
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But then where would you hide the bullets?
Mahtli69 on April 24, 2014 at 11:25 AM Report this
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vagina pistolata.
scary tyler moore on April 24, 2014 at 11:31 AM Report this
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Oh, come on, Dan. Responsible gun owners handle guns safely. She probably had the safety on and the barrel pointed downward.

Talking all this shit about guns is like endorsing concentration camps and napalming Vietnamese girls, you know.
seatackled on April 24, 2014 at 11:37 AM Report this
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"The shit was unseemly, Unc!"

(If any fans of The Wire are out there and know what I'm talking about, shout out)
The Beatles on April 24, 2014 at 11:43 AM Report this
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I'm sure she had no idea how that got in there, that it wasn't hers, she's never seen it before and that she swears on a stack of Bibles that she isn't lying.
SeattleKim on April 24, 2014 at 11:52 AM Report this
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She's not going to Harvard, and she has a cavernous pussy. If she could shoot with it, still a good opportunity for a 'walk on' in Kill Bill Vol. 3.
biffp on April 24, 2014 at 11:57 AM Report this
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A gun without bullets is like a rose without thorns.
fletc3her on April 24, 2014 at 12:00 PM Report this
9
I always hide my gun in my ass. And it's a shotgun!
Pope Peabrain on April 24, 2014 at 12:01 PM Report this
10
I have just one word to say: EEEEEEEKKK!
Clayton on April 24, 2014 at 12:18 PM Report this
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What good is a gun in your vagina if you can't pull that gun out of your vagina and fire it? Wetly.
Foggen on April 24, 2014 at 12:28 PM Report this
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Kegels gone wrong.
NotSean on April 24, 2014 at 12:28 PM Report this
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Banging pussy.
Brooklyn Reader on April 24, 2014 at 12:32 PM Report this
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@5: Was there a nail gun involved in that scene, by any chance?
aureolaborealis on April 24, 2014 at 12:37 PM Report this
15
Apparently, happiness *is*a warm gun.
Fup on April 24, 2014 at 12:51 PM Report this
16
Gives new meaning to "she had a pubic hair trigger temper",,,
RhettOracle on April 24, 2014 at 1:06 PM Report this
17
I've heard of women putting sex pistols up there, but never real ones.
John In Ballard on April 24, 2014 at 1:13 PM Report this
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@14 Nope. Right season, wrong scene (and character).

@15 Roffle.
The Beatles on April 24, 2014 at 1:17 PM Report this
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So, I looked it up, its 10 cm x 6.3 cm x 2.3 cm
http://northamericanarms.com/firearms/lr…
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Yes of course I had to convert to centimeters I am a European just here for material for making fun of Americans.... I am set, you can stop blogging for the week, thanks Dan
on April 24, 2014 at 1:21 PM Report this
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Would love to here a Christopher Walken monolog on this.
Dougsf on April 24, 2014 at 1:39 PM Report this
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I'm with those who think carrying a gun in your pussy that isn't loaded doesn't make any sense.

If you feel you need to keep a gun in your pussy you probably need it to be loaded.
Fortunate on April 24, 2014 at 2:00 PM Report this
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I'll tell you where you can put your clip.
Matt the Engineer on April 24, 2014 at 2:44 PM Report this
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But in the case of a pregnant woman, does the right of the fetus to be more important than the mother outweigh the mother's right to carry a cuntcealed weapon?
beccoid on April 24, 2014 at 4:27 PM Report this
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What about one of these?
Fnarf on April 24, 2014 at 4:34 PM Report this
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But Dan, isn't this just what they had in mind in Sex Ed, when they told us always to "carry protection"?
Omnivore on April 24, 2014 at 5:57 PM Report this
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There are revolvers and then there are "mini guns".

As unregistered @19 points out in metric, these mini guns are 4" long x 2-3/8" high x 7/8" .

It's rather like two fingers plus one more knuckle. But like Dan talking about vaginas, all my knowledge of guns in body orifices is "book learning".

Here are the specs with pics:

http://www.realguns.com/articles/353.htm
DAVIDinKENAI on April 25, 2014 at 12:12 AM Report this
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are you sure you don't have a vagina, Danny?

cause the way you delete posts that call you out is so totally pussy...
on April 25, 2014 at 6:55 AM Report this

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