wow.

what a bunch of chimps.....

What burns me about this (besides the horrible script, acting and music) is that, even in the short trailer, they use the line "origin of life" several times. In fact, the theory of evolution makes no claims about the origin of life, only the origin of species. I've never understood why christians are reluctant to see the hand of god working through evolution. It's like seeing god's works happening in real time! But for some reason they prefer to believe that god is magic. Or a genie. Folds his arms and blinks and BLAMMO! a chicken.

I see Ken Ham is already (early May 2014) recommending this movie at Answers in Genesis.

The plot is VERY predictable, I guess. Jordan plays the sweet innocent “Christian” (i.e. fundamentalist) girl who goes to college. Shock, horror: In biology classes they actually teach science instead of Genesis 1. Our sweet young fundamentalist has her innocent mind poisoned by some Richard Dawkins-clone who “teaches that evolution is the answer to the origins of life”. (Of course, a REAL professor would know that the origins of life as such — abiogenesis — is a separate scientific issue and not a matter of “evolution” as such, but don’t expect any scientific sophistication in the script.)

The trailer includes a Sympathetic Young Christian Man who tries to reach out to the endangered Sweet Young Girl (SYG) and tell her that “life comes from life”. She thinks the overweight Dawkins clone may have some good arguments, though. Oh no! Her salvation is in danger!

The Concerned Christian Father of the SYG realizes that her biology professor is (unspeakable horror!) an EVOLUTIONIST, which goes down about as well as if he were to discover that she is learning about modern politics from an unabashed neo-Nazi. Imagine, the course plan doesn’t mention “Biblical creationism” as an alternative! (The fact that it doesn’t cover any other tribal myth and origin legend either is of course quite unproblematic, but the Hebrew version MUST BE IN THERE!)

From the trailer it would seem that the Concerned Father is adviced by a God-Fearing Afro-American that he must get his SYG out of college as soon as possible, before her mind is hopelessly corrupted. The God-Fearing Afro-American, for one, would never teach “evolutionary lies” from any goddarn textbooks! So there!

However, the Concerned Father instead manages to set up a huge public debate where he will defend all that is Good and True and Right and Biblical, whereas the Richard Dawkins clone will deliver his vile atheist propaganda.

The SYG will apparently find her father’s actions embarrassing, but I think we can rest assured that during the public debate, this loving, God-fearing man will deliver devastating arguments and completely defeat the arrogant Dawkins-clone evolutionist. No doubt the SYG will revert to being a nice little fundamentalist again, and probably end up kissing the handsome Christian Boy who told her that “life comes from life”. (Maybe they will carry out practical experiments to prove that themselves — but only within the confines of an honorable Christian marriage, of course. Probably won’t happen in the movie as such. Just let them kiss and have Daddy rejoice that his SYG has found a good young Christian man to be with.)

There! I hope I didn’t spoil the ending for anyone, especially since I have honestly only seen the trailer.