If being biologically male for 22 years has taught me anything, it's that the easiest way to get rid of a hard-on is some vigorous exercise to draw the blood into the large muscles of your legs and torso. Say, jumping all over the place and swinging from buildings.
@9: Yes, and they probably cost 5ยข a pair when you got them, I get it, I get it.
@10: Sex takes ten minutes at least to do properly, including foreplay. Getting one's musculature warmed up takes two minutes at the outside. I'm a practical man.
Sorry, but Spidey has always been a little rapey.
Can't get laid Evanston Boy?
@10: Sex takes ten minutes at least to do properly, including foreplay. Getting one's musculature warmed up takes two minutes at the outside. I'm a practical man.