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Has Spidey gone a little Rapey?
3
It hurts to piss when you have an erection
4
@1 So, boner=rapey ? Yikes!
5
Boner + climbing buildings + peering in windows.

Sorry, but Spidey has always been a little rapey.
6
This sculpture needs to be in Fremont.
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Fair enough @Superman
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If being biologically male for 22 years has taught me anything, it's that the easiest way to get rid of a hard-on is some vigorous exercise to draw the blood into the large muscles of your legs and torso. Say, jumping all over the place and swinging from buildings.
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Twenty-two years? My God, I have underwear older than that.
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" it's that the easiest way to get rid of a hard-on is some vigorous exercise to draw the blood into the large muscles of your legs and torso."

Can't get laid Evanston Boy?
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@9: Yes, and they probably cost 5ยข a pair when you got them, I get it, I get it.
@10: Sex takes ten minutes at least to do properly, including foreplay. Getting one's musculature warmed up takes two minutes at the outside. I'm a practical man.

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