Blogs Jun 10, 2014 at 12:44 pm

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BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIT!

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIT!

Over there is some bullshit, over here is some bullshit, everywhere, everywhere, EVERYWHERE BULLSHIT!
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One of the first overdose deaths ever due to cocaine was a vaginally applied cocaine creme.
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Man, nothing like unregulated, bullshit "natural medicine" scams. "Ancient plant medicine"? "Aphrodisiac"? Come the fuck on.
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Vaginal absorption into the blood stream is fairly rapid and efficient, so this would definitely get you high.
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Funny story—witches, brooms, and absorption of intoxicants through mucous membranes when ingestion and other routes were problematic/non-existent: http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/ar…
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You don't say? This reminds me... The other day I was online and looking at, um, stock quotes, and I saw an advertisement for an elixir that'd enlarge my penis by 6-8 inches! 6-8 inches!!! Can you imagine what me and this girl with the Foria girl could accomplish?!?
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I've been looking for a way to get marijuana into another orifice.
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Can men use it too?
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I have used a cannabis based topical cream that does wonders for sore muscles so I can see this working. Its just cannabis oil and coconut oil. I wouldn't exactly call complete bullshit but the idea is at least sound.
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I've got male bits, not female bits, so maybe I don't understand how this would work. But I'm having a hard time imagining how making your vag numb by dosing it with pot oil and getting high as a kite would improve your sexual experience.
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@10 Sex on cannabis is an extra fun time. Being able to add it straight to a woman's genitalia could be very beneficial to the sexual experience without having to get the rest of yourself high.
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@11: Cannabinoid receptors that THC binds to aren't expressed in the genitals. (They're expressed in the ovaries, oviducts, and placenta, but not in the vagina, vulva, clitoris, or whatever.) Also, there's no way that you can get THC into the blood-engorged tissues of the female genitalia without it being carried to the rest of the body and making it into the brain. In short:
MARIJUANAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT.
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Dammit. I can't smoke anymore, but I really did like how pot made my hoohaa so sensitive, although apparently via a non-direct, "top-down" route (since I believe venomlash). I Sure wish there were a topical/effective way to do this.
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Again, not claiming anything on this product since I haven't used it (nor do I posses female genitalia) but I can still see this being beneficial. TMI: On a whim I have added some of the aforementioned topical to the tip of my dick and noticed a heightened sensation during masturbation. So based on their claims, I can see this working.

However, allow me to clarify my previous statement: ...beneficial to the sexual experience without having to get the rest of yourself completely high through 'normal' means.
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Did somebody spill a bong or are you just glad to see me?
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FORIA brings to your fingertips the power of ancient plant medicine...

Oh, they found some pot plants that haven't been heavily modified through selective breeding by humans, then? In what remote, untouched grove did they find this miracle?

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