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What the fuck are you talking about? This makes no sense. It doesn't happen during 69 or any other sexual act. At least those involving two human beings.
Get back to me when you've invented another way for me to have my face buried in the pussy of a woman who's sucking my cock. Until then, I'll make do with 69.
While I haven't had the LW's problem [I'd be mortified to think any of my partners had, and hadn't told me...like spinach in the teeth: I'd much rather the brief awkwardness of a heads-up, rather than extended, and indefinite embarrassment.], I did have an LTR who often scrubbed up beforehand, but sometimes didn't quite rinse enough. Instead of the pleasure of all-natural genital flavor, I got a mouthful of Irish Spring.
So, y'know...all things in moderation.
Strange that someone with "rule the world" in his handle hasn't yet found a partner who'd do a 69 on most-probably "him", in an enjoyable way.
@14 But then, with initiating sex in the shower, knowing of the problem, you could have rinsed your partner to your taste, or is that out of the question ? Is it private showers, or a commonly held shower ? I wouldn't have right before sex, a commonly held shower with someone I wasn't very familiar with, but we're talking about a LTR here ?
@16 As usual I'm afraid I don't get all of your post, but I think this time I shall let it pass without asking for further explanations. It seems enjoyable, though.
Men are fucking NASTY.
sissou @18, that was before I grocked the fun and utility of the sexy-time shower, so I didn't have any editorial say in her ablutions.
Lance @23, a great name, but it wouldn't work for my neo-baroque, a cappella power trio...or would it?
The @24, huh, I always took that form to be a present participle in an idiomatically truncated "band-name" context [as Jimmy Eat World is essentially a verbal formation (if not a gerundish one)], but I suppose reading it nominally makes more sense.
@25: I'm guessing you have never had your nose down there. The anal area is a pheromonal hotspot, the scent of which is quite different from the smell of the stuff that comes out. The scent is generally like other places on your lover (axillaries, face, head, etc) only sexier.
I agree with the commenter who suggested that the guy was being disgusting on purpose.
And evidently you and @18 think my screen name means I think I rule the world and that someone who rules the world will use that power to find someone to 69 with. Wrong on both fronts... the name was a dig at a troll who was using it unregistered - not any statement about me or my status. and if i did rule the world, there are a lot of sexual acts i'd perfect before ordering anyone to get upside down and bring me to ecstasy.
@29 - Wrong. A clean ass that has had time to replace the pheremones that were washed away is sexy. I don't find the smell or taste of soap to be sexy. A dirty ass does indeed smell like shit and can be smelled just from going down on them even though you are on the other side. This is all from experience. Wash your ass after taking a shit and the sooner the better so you'll have those natural pheremones in place by the time sex happens. Don't kid yourself about wiping being enough. You are just smearing shit around your hole until enough has been picked up to not be seen. That's if you have the hole of a baby and not a man's hole with hair that adds a whole level of complication. There is no excuse to present a hole with bits of shit and toilet paper stuck to it. Wash.
@30: You're welcome.
Ah, learning a new word today : "grock". A cursory check gave me this and this. Are both spellings considered correct nowadays or should I, as a foreigner, stick to "grok" ?
At last, an English-speaking man who says out loud that female fur is swell !
I remember my Austin choir teacher's quote, about some singing he found abhorrent : "two words folks : hairy legs". That was in the 90's.
Oh, and if you haven't read "Stranger in a Strange Land," you should. It's dated and sexist enough to make you cringe, but it's still a classic.