@1 Bicycluals delude themselves; they love their bicycles and are totally committed- until a nice walk or challenging run comes along or a really cool bus (with a bike-rack: threesome!)
That's pretty idiotic but the nice thing about these people marrying their cars is that it STILL has no impact on me or my marriage. Just like gay marriages.
Lo in the recent past the Prophet Santorum declared that it would be so and it came to pass. The one true path to the kingdom of heaven is through acceptance of the Santorum. Go fourth and spread.
And you know, marriage traditionalists will both ignore and be all apologetic about this obvious affront to the tradition and sacred union of marriage, saying something like "Well, cars are important for FREEDOM, you hippie! Why do you hate God's America???"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUp…
On this I agree with Mr. Savage, the dear boy.
Tell him about the Twinkie.
The baby-murdering Nuns of Ireland have done it for a looong time.
And I thought sloppy seconds was bad.
Next they'll be marrying people to guns...