Name calling is fun and all, but is it really a solid basis for a post?

I just read that Rosie O'Donnell is heading back to The View, and that the producers are very close to closing a deal with Palin. Can you imagine? Think there were fireworks with Rosie and Elizabeth Hasselbeck? Hard to imagine O'Donnell would walk back into that kind of shit. Harder still to imagine that viewers of The View would have any interest in anything Palin has to say about anything - outside of some strange anthropological curiosity.

Probably my favorite Onion article ever. Well, either that or "Mr. T Releases 'Pity List '86.'"

I've always been partial to "Area Bassist Fellated."

Please Paul, there really is no need to hotlink two phrases in the same paragraph to the the same URL that opens the same ads, some of them autoplay. Oh yes, I can always hover over the URL to see where it goes before clicking, but why are you staffers so in love with multiple links to the same article?

Some of my favorite Onion headlines include:

"Man Walks on Fucking Moon"

"Love and Forgiveness of Christ Now Available in Exciting New Gel Form"

And in response to George W. Bush's first presidential election win:
"Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity is Finally Over"

"Real Toy Used as Sex Toy"
"Beekeeper Becoming Bee Hoarder"
anything Joe Biden related

OxyContin, pizza and trashy tv sounds ok to me.

@7: Also, anything GWB related, like: "History Licking Its Chops To Judge George W. Bush."

Advice. Don't click on anything that has anything to do with palin. She is done, a goner, a real loser and she is trying to get some publicity for the upcoming 2016 campaign for some publicity and money. She is a cunt, trying to manipulate her loser image into some cash. Fuck her.