WAM oil, Paul. WAM oil.

Brownies taste better with coffee, another legal drug

Hate smoking weed, for exactly the same reason, but I love the body high I get when I eat a good old pot infused chocolate chip cookie.

But you need a green card, right?

You not being able to enjoy weed doesn't mean that nobody else should enjoy it. And walking through clouds of pot smoke was common in Seattle prior to 2014.

But then again, this is just your average quality of "reporting" from the Stranger.

And you're peddling e-cigs, of all things.

I bet you're going to try to tell us all that even though chemicals go in, only safe, pure water vapor comes out. Pathetic.

Living in Seattle in 2014 means encountering a whole lot of pot smoke while walking down the street. Every time I wander into thick cloud of the stuff, I practically want to chase the smokers down, grab them by their lapels, and shake them until they realize they could be enjoying other, more civilized options. Why the hell would you jam a plant into a piece of glass and light it on fire, I want to ask them, when there are so many superior ways to get high?

I feel the same way every time I'm on the bus and someone who reaks of MJ boards. That happens quite frequently.

Don't be that guy that tells other smokers how to smoke. And PLEASE don't be that guy that discovers E-cigs or edibles and thinks it's his mission to get everyone he knows to stop smoking weed. That guy sucks. Get high how you want to get high. Let me smoke.

Yeah I dunno how to even get one of those JuJu Joints. I don't have a medical card and it seems like the medical places have the large selection. Neither of the delivery services I know of carry this sort of thing. I'd be way into it tho if I knew where I could get them.

I hate that the kids downstairs from my apartment smoke a LOOOOOOOT. If they chose any of these options it wouldn't bother me, but the smoke is disgusting.

@6: He never says that, he just says that it's more pleasant for the people around you.

The act of smoking -- real smoke, from burning plants -- is one of my favorite parts of getting high. Inhaling and exhaling smoke has been considered sacred and often ritualized in countless cultures thought history. It's pretty central to the whole experience. Getting high is not just about supplying supplemental neurotransmitters. They have pills for that now. Edible's, though useful in smoke-prohibited situations and for non-smokers, are boring.

Also, dudes, vaporize.

And then take a fricking shower ...

I agree with Paul. Personally, I like the high from pot better than alcohol. But I hate the act of actually smoking a joint (or a bong). It tastes like shit and the smoke burns my throat and lungs. I'd rather consume it just about any other way than burning it.

The only time vaping has given me a high comparable in strength to smoking was with some kind of oil extract.

Paul's writing doesn't make me feel so bad about being self-absorbed. I don't think that's a good thing.

Then again, they say first-time novelists are fixated on their own experiences.

Also, no one should drink wine or beer. Vodka works much more efficiently and doesn't have any of that annoying "flavor" like like other drinks do.

Having consumed it in various forms, I have gone with the Firefly convection heat portable vaporizer. I can put loos leaf in it and have different combinations of leaf.

Eating is imprecise and slow. Smoking is hard on my body, and I prefer to not have the smell around my children.
I'm a medical user. I do not have much desire to get super high an brush my teeth, but go ahead if that's for you.
I'm after the CBD, if I get a little THC I generally know how much I am getting by vapor, and I can deal with it on par with drinking a glass of wine.
My kids don't need to know about any medications I have to take, not even this.
If I'm a little "chatty" with my kids, it's better than incapacitated.

Folks with cancer out there, don't inhale burning leaves, don't eat crazy candy, do your homework, buy carefully, and vaporize.

Live long and prosper.

We get it Paul. You can't handle your high. You need to keep your dosage tightly regulated. You can't just smoke a natural plant like everybody else. Some people just go stone cold stupid and paranoid when they smoke. I felt the same way the first time I smoked, back in 67, when I was in the 4th grade. I feel your shame. Just don't get caught in the trap of belittling those of us that can handle it so you don't suffer by comparison. It's easy for people to see through that, and it just makes everyone uncomfortable. And don't think your technology makes you superior to those filling the air with what Bob Marley called "The Lamb's Breath". You just bought the damned things, you didn't invent them. Unless of course I got you all wrong and you are gorilla marketing your buddy's e-reefer business, in which case you're just a creep.