Because we're all so interested in what's happening in West Michigan….

Bluto and D-Day would be proud.

Was anyone forced to sing "The Eyes" by the Guess Who?

Sorry, I have no business commenting here since I only watched the video (sound off) until the guy pointed at the passed out guy (because I had to see it!), so maybe there was some relevance to The Guess Who's "The (sic) Eyes" (h/t @3). But that made me think of some other band of yestereon, The Grass Roots, and their "Temptation Eyes" which is one of the creepiest songs ever, and maybe this has been discussed on Slog before, but I don't remember because I am old and addled (see @3).

Anyway, awesome party.

And, yes, idiot.

To be fair, if you can't trust a rural twentysomething with a five inch chin beard and Oakley sunglasses to be responsible in throwing a 2,000+ person party, who can you trust?

He's a douche and may he see troubles, but he has a point. What sort of slack-assed parent lets their fourteen year old out all night?

Movie reference check: Michael Cera is forced to sing "These Eyes" by mean drug dealers at a party in the movie "Superbad."

So statistically with only 1 of the 2000 guests getting sexually assaulted, this party was way safer than college.

I wonder if the kid on the floor was Young Neil.