A FOOT rule? That's not going to cover it.

Two and a half inches?

Dr. Watsa's column would be fascinating for the indo-anglo neologisms alone

Davey Wavey and Jake Bass:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hez4zd3M…

I liked the Adam Carolla bit he did on Loveline. The proper way is to measure from the center of the anus to just past the tip.

Exchange program: Dan, recording a Savage Lovecast in Mumbai, with Dr. Watsa, answering calls from locals.

Please make it happen. Would be fascinating.

@6, I don't see what's so special about the anus. I measure from the small of the back.

The South Park boys worked this out a couple of years ago. For further clarification, I highly recommend the fourth episode of the 15th season, "T.M.I." Here's the site:

http://southpark.cc.com/full-episodes

Oh, I thought you measured from the ground to the tip?

You can calibrate your nether regions all you like, but leave mahinder out of this.

You measure from the skin, not the bone. If you're pushing the fat you're cheating.

@2, that's because most sensation for women is within the first two or so inches of the vagina:

"The outer one-third of the vagina, especially near the opening, contains the majority of the vaginal nerve endings, making it more sensitive to touch than the inner two-thirds of the vaginal barrel" [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina]

Shouldn't there also be a clarification that one is supposed to measure the erect penis? Many are tiny when flaccid, but long enough for penetration & pleasure when erect.

IIRC, the data about vaginal sensitivity were obtained by tapping the skin at various spots inside the vagina with a q-tip and asking the woman if she felt it. When I have vaginal sex it’s more about deep massage* than light tapping.

If you care about your partner you can satisfy them, period. Penis, mini-penis or no penis is not really the point.

* By “deep” I don’t mean cervix-banging, I mean with enough pressure to massage my clit through my vaginal walls. There are many different ways to acheive this.

This is the best way... measure in centimeters and report in inches.

To the women responding with sincere advice on what is (and is not) necessary to stimulate you, please consider that most men are competitive by nature and this may not really be all about you.

I want my cock to be bigger than other guys' so I have a bigger cock than them, not because of any concern about stimulating my partner. Nothing unusually large is necessary to accomplish that goal.

As for how to measure, I start at the tip of my nose, go over the top of my head, down my back, under the boys and to the tip of my (stretched) foreskin. I don't resort to a centimeter measuring tape because I don't own one. I compensate for this deficiency by reporting the inches as feet. And I round up.

For some reason, my wife thinks I'm an idiot.

I just feel like announcing here that I have a really nice wang

Didn't you say years ago that it's only inches you can work inside someone's body? Insertable inches are all that count, boys.