Screw Icee. They always get in my way when I want to get an iced tea at Burger King. I say, "give me an iced tea, not sweetened" and they reply "cherry or coke". I then say, putting emphasis my enunciation, "no, iced tea, not sweetened" and get the reply "we don't have that flavor". Dammit! Then I have to say "Tea that is iced, like if the English were smart". Then I get my order and find out it is sweetened. God damn it!

I honestly haven't ever smashed something of an ex's, either in a fight or after breaking up, or being broken up with. Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.