Important shit again! Please Mr Keck, sack that Savage dude and elevate Miss O to Senior Editor of The Stranger. She's proved she can do it, she's earned it, she's a writer/phototaker/philosopher multitask clown. Just Do it, Mr keck!

The Stranger should've done an "Ultra-Cool Cars" feature, too. Frizzelle could have written it with a cellphone photo-essay by Charles. That'd be boss.

I just can't understand why anyone would want to look like an Oompa Loompa.

The one on the left is totally doing it for me. Not thrilled with the mustache, but i'm still DTF.

excellent throwback parody cover regardless

Underpants are for sellouts.

The one on the left looks like a vampire who has never seen the sun. The one on the right looks like an Oompa Loompa. Neither skin tone looks natural, healthy, or attractive in any way.

So very current.