Also home of the burger fit for people accused of mass murder. testing / Shutterstock.com
The Charlotte Observer reports that a Shelby, North Carolina police officer picked up some fast food for Dylann Roof after he announced that he was hungry. Apparently, the murderer of nine innocent people at the Mother Emanuel church had only eaten a light lunch of Doritos and a drink during his run from authorities, and had failed to think of something for dinner.
If only police were so kind to those who requested to breathe.
Who requested his inhaler and a seatbelt.
Who didn't have a chance to make a request at all.
