Voter registration drones. Why isnt that a thing yet?
Voter registration drones. Why isn't that a thing yet? Kirill_M / Shutterstock

BEEP BEEP BEEEP. THIS IS YOUR REMINDER. YOU HAVE UNTIL THE END OF THE DAY TO REGISTER TO VOTE ONLINE FOR THE UPCOMING AUGUST PRIMARY ELECTION. From Sydney's post last week:

Are you angry about all the shitty, shitty, fucked up shit?

Don't forget to register to vote this week for our very exciting, local primary elections! Monday, July 6, is the last day you can register to vote online or by mail for the primary, which takes place on August 4.

And if you don't have a Washington State driver's license (like me!) or a Washington State ID card, you'll need to mail in your registration or register in person. In-person registrations are open all the way up until July 27, but you'll need to visit the King County Elections headquarters in Renton or the King County Voter Registration Annex in downtown Seattle to do it.

Fellow under-30s, are you paying attention? Particularly in District 4, where incumbent City Council Member gadfly Jean Godden is all but counting on you not showing up to vote? Prove her wrong, y'all. Our Stranger Election Control Board endorsements cheat sheet will be out on July 15, but if you don't register, you won't be able to do anything with it besides read it and wish you could vote our way.