This is why we need to fund music in the schools. Without band, no one is going to have the talent or the inclination to pick up a sousaphone and gracefully make a mockery of a bunch of marching racists by playing a goofy rendition of "Flight of the Valkyries."

I see you did there, expert troller. The Nazis were famous for co-opting Wagner, and so your use of the song associates these doofuses with the Third Reich. But I do have one gripe.

On the issue of Wagner's relationship with the Nazis, I stand with the great Stephen Fry, who said:

You can't allow the perverted views of pseudo-intellectual Nazis to define how the world should look at Wagner. He's bigger than that, and we're not going to give them the credit, the joy of stealing him from us.

I love this idea so much. Terrible people try to ruin wonderful things for us all the time. Misogynists turn flirting into predation. Politicians try to spoil Neil Young. Allergies attempt to ruin flowers. It's our duty not to let them.