This is how the SECB plans to start the night.
This may or may not be how the SECB plans to start the night. Kelly O

It's Primary Election Night! Are you gonna party? We're gonna party. At the candidates' parties. 'Cause the candidate parties don't stop... Okay, that's not at all true. But we're going anyway!

City council candidates, port commission candidates, school board candidates—we'll find them all. Except the school board candidates' parties. Because really.

But we will be at the others! Parties start around 7; results come in at 8:15. As always, the SECB will bring you important dispatches about free food, footwear, and drunk babies. And it will all be right here. On Slog. Tonight! See you soon.