This week's Drunk of the Week superstar wasn't the only person "dressed to the nines" at the 33rd Annual Montana Testicle Festival. I went there to eat some Rocky Mountain oysters. I met some pretty radical humans. Please enjoy the photos after the jump! Also, I repeat: NSFW.
Best bikini I've ever seen? Kelly O
This little yellow number is pretty great, too. Kelly O
PINK PINK PINK PINK!
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I guess his pants can NEVER fall down? Kelly O
Oopsie! His did though! Kelly O
IT ROCKS! I think it even says so in the Bible? Kelly O
Leather corsets on biker chicks rock, too. Kelly O
Young biker back patch. Kelly O
Old biker back patch: Sons of Arthritis—The Ibuprofen Chapter. Kelly O
Johnny Cash 4-Ever!!! Kelly O
Duh. Everybody should have. Kelly O
No beer in his beer belt, but still pretty fashion forward. Kelly O
Now THAT is a cowboy shirt! Kelly O
This shirt is called "Peek-A-Boob." Kelly O
I loved every single one of the brave ladies in the wet T-shirt contest. Kelly O
The "Undie 500" racers were pretty excellent, too. Kelly O
Mr. Powers, owner of Testy Fest and Rock Creek Lodge, doesn't need crazy clothes because: ARMS. Kelly O
Teeny-weeny WEED BIKINI! Kelly O
This Sturgis shirt is slipping dangerously close to juggalo territory. Kelly O
Say what you mean, and mean what you say. Kelly O
I wonder if this necklace is so heavy it hurts her neck? Kelly O
Hey! You have that girl's neckace in your jeans pocket... Kelly O
Wait, something that looks like that girl's necklace is hanging outta his shorts! Kelly O
This biker chick made the whole festival for me. She's totally free and doesn't give ONE F*CK what you think. Kelly O
My friend said it best: "LIVE FAST, DIE OLD." Nobody has more fun than the people at the Testy Fest. Kelly O
