"Don’t: “Ladies, don't ever wear strap up shoes with a sequence dress. It makes you look like a prostitute.”"

What on earth is a sequence dress? Does he mean sequinned dress?

I don't know if it's possible to tell women how to dress without sounding like an asshole, but christ some of these dudes sound like assholes. Also, if the guy that advises "have great hair" made the cut, I can only imagine what didn't.

Right. We should all kowtow to the fashion whims of a dude who looks like the offspring of an orangutan and a can of spam.

Dudes telling chicks how to dress is like Republicans telling chicks what to do with their uteruses. Talk to the hand, dudes, talk to the hand.

Men telling women what they think about the way they are dressed goes back thousands of years. I believe that it's the same as men telling NASA what they think about Pluto and black holes- if anyone notices what they said, they're going to be castigated in public. And, that sucks.