Turn up your speakers and you might hear these Belgian authorities talking about having hot orgy sex.
These are not the Belgian soldiers/cops who allegedly had an orgy during the hunt for terrorist suspects. This photo was selected by a homosexual Slog editor who just likes those uniforms. CRM / Shutterstock.com

So allegedly "two female police officers and eight soldiers are said to have engaged in group sex at a police station in the Brussels neighbourhood of Ganshoren while colleagues hunted for terror suspects," the Guardian reports.

The New York Times has a bit more on the story, saying that the authorities in Brussels have been "slow, unresponsive, disorganized and even incompetent" following the attacks in Paris, despite the fact that many of the fuckers who shot all those people hail from that city.

Citing a local Belgian newspaper, the Times says:

Soldiers had been sent to Brussels to help patrol the city, which was paralyzed with fear; schools, government offices, markets and the public transit network were all shut down.

About 20 soldiers from an infantry unit known as the Ardennes Battalion of Hunters were bivouacked at a police station in Ganshoren, a neighborhood north of Molenbeek. According to the newspaper, after the police station closed for the night at 10 p.m., two policewomen were invited upstairs to the floor where the soldiers were sleeping and had sex with eight of them.

Here's my question: A bunch of stressed-out military types allegedly lube up for an orgy after hours—and that's a problem because...why? These people bivouacked, for the love of god. Do you know what it's like to be bivouacked?