They could always go back to the country they are a citizen of, then they wouldn't have to worry about this.

Kid Herz the cub reporter is breaking a story wide open! If you're a foreign national illegally living in the US, law enforcement officers might arrest you! And there's some fear and anxiety associated with habitually breaking the law in a foreign country! I know. Weird!

But good news, illegal aliens. There's a solution. Don't illegally live in somebody else's country. Move back where you came from, apply for (wait for it) LEGAL immigration to the US. Then you won't have to worry about ICE.

See how easy that is?

Missed you, Seattleblues!

@1 and @2 - My guess is if one of you assfucks wanted a sack of frozen steaks from a Sam's Club and you weren't a member of that Sam's Club and they told you you would have to stand in line for six years to get your membership application looked at, you would try and convince the cashier to sell them to you anyway. Or you would try to steal them.

As the article states pretty clearly, many of these people are fleeing dangerous life-threatening situations caused by violence in unstable countries. Countries, in many cases, WE have made unstable.

The system for legal immigration is a broken. People who apply legally are often held in detention centers for years while their application is processed.

We set houses on fire and ask the burning people who run out of them to fill out forms and call them criminals. And you shrug and defrost your steaks on them.

You were born in the end zone and think you returned the kickoff.

Are we now taking bets on when SB gets banned again?

@3

Don't get excited, Kid Herz. I'm just passing through. I was curious if the cesspit still stank.

@4
Your analogy is close. But assuming I ever went to a Sams Club, let's try this mental image. There are checkout lines taking forever to get through. A few guys push their way to the front of them and demand to be treated at parity with patiently waiting customers. When told to wait in line like everyone else they refuse, and most often get away with that behavior. But on occasion they get kicked out or arrested for their antisocial acts. Then they cry crocodile tears about Sams Club customer service policies. They stage marches and protests demanding, of all things, justice!

Know who should be most angry at illegal immigrants? Legal applicants working within our system to come here. But at any rate we in the US have a right to decide who comes into or stays in our country. Like every sovereign nation on earth does. And we have a right to arrest and deport scofflaws who think their desires trump our immigration laws.

As for the rest, Latin and South America have a lot of problems, some of which may come from US foreign policy past or present. Frankly most come from the comic opera villain ideal they seem to think best for government. Your hatred of the US, and their incapacity to rational government don't eliminate US sovereignty, even with all that. We don't ask Chile or Bolivia or Belize to mitigate our internal problems. They have no right to assume we'll take the refugees from theirs.

@ general

Well, curiousity sated, I'm off again. Good luck with the "I don't like reality so I'll pretend it's something else" approach to life that is lefty 'thought.' You'll need it.

@6 - This guy was taking his kids to school. He's been a productive (non)citizen here for 19 years.

You left out the part where they don't get the application approved, so they WORK at the Sam's Club for 19 years. In the stockroom! For almost no money.

I don't hate the US, but I'm not blind to the fact that it's not a country, it's a Sam's Club! We live in a private mall!

Uncle Sam is Paul Blart! And you're tooling around on his Segway (TM) of privilege!

If immigration laws don't work, how will gun laws?

@4 there is no proof ,definitive proof presentented in the article that any person mentioned in it. Is in any kind of actual danger if returned. Nor that they left because of any perceived danger, real, or imagined,

@9 - You also don't give a shit.

Even if the guy was headed for a soft landing in Pillow, Peru, you couldn't care less.

The fact is, the guy has been working here, contributing to the economy here, educating his children here for two decades, and but to you, a guy who won the sperm lottery and kills for fun, he's just "illegal"

It's like if someone defined Michael Jackson as a "father." Sure, he had kids, but he's defined as an entertainer.

We already have an ILLEGAL immigration problem in this country.The little wannabe dictaor,obama wants to bring muslim
"refugees" into this country.Actually he just wants to push gun sales up.The first incident involving muslims will do exactually that.

Legal immigration for these sorts of people (poor and uneducated) just doesn't exist. It's not a matter of waiting in line. There is no line, just a closed door.

@2: "But good news, illegal aliens. There's a solution. Don't illegally live in somebody else's country. Move back where you came from, apply for (wait for it) LEGAL immigration to the US. Then you won't have to worry about ICE."

Ah, Seattleblues, it warms the sarcastic cockles of my dispassionate and vindictive heart to see you back here. I've had very little fun arguing with other assholes; I guess I've grown accustomed to your particular brand of delusional puffery. But enough talk; HAVE AT YOU!

What would your solution be for DREAMers? You know, people who were brought here illegally by their parents when they were tiny children? They didn't knowingly break any laws, America is the only home they know, and they've spent their lives going to American schools (and pledging allegiance to THAT FLAG) and living in American communities, and then they're told they aren't allowed to work an American job and have to ship out to Waikikamukau.
I think that if people were little kids when their folks brought them here, and they've kept their nose clean and done well in school, they should be granted residency and a path to citizenship. What's YOUR opinion? When your ban expires, care to answer that?