Street art in Bulgaria.
Street art in Bulgaria. Pres Panayotov / Shutterstock.com

It's not clear what prompted this, but here's the latest outburst from the Seattle Police Officers Guild (SPOG) Facebook page:

They can [sic] us Pigs, Flatfoot, Peckerwood or worse... WE are Police Officers who selflessly serve the community 24/7... Communities can sleep safe at night because we are there to handle whatever pops up so they don't have to wake up... ‪#‎TheThinBlueLine‬

Pigs—we've all heard that one before, of course. But when did it come into use? One theory is that the term originated at the 1968 Democratic convention, when the Yippies held a protest and nominated a 145-pound pig named Pigasus for president. As the cops chased and eventually arrested the pig, the protesters started saying the police are the "real pigs."

But flatfoot and peckerwood? Those were new to me. Turns out flatfoot originated with officers who carried out their patrols by foot on long walks (thanks, Google!), thereby ruining their arches. Peckerwood comes from the South—essentially the equivalent of "redneck." It was once used as a slur to describe poor Southern whites but some white supremacist gangs have adopted the name.

While we're on the subject of street slang, here's a full list of acronyms and phrases sent to Seattle police officer Sandra Delafluente one year ago to prepare her for an undercover assignment. I received it as part of a public records request (some of the words are a bit mangled, having been pasted from a scanned document, but you get the gist). Google at your peril:

AAA = access all areas
AAMP = residential apartment Asian massage parlor
ABC = American born Chinese
ABJ = American born Japanese
AFF = adult friend finder or Asian friend finder (websites)
AgencY = êscort management
Aircon = prov¡der puts a mint into her mouth before the blow job
Amazon = Atall, strong woman
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
Analingus = licking anus, rimming, rim-job, Asian, salad tossing, eating ass
Asian Cowgirl - girl on top, squatting
ASP = adult service provider, or alt sex prostitution newsgroup
ATF = alltime favorite
ATM = ass to mouth, SPanish
ATW = around the world = analingus and fellatio
Attempts = trying to orgasm
Aunt Flo = menstruation period
Babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian
Baja Sur = genitals (from the Spanish "the low south")
Balloons = breast implants
Barracuda = fiìohêy grabber
B&S = bait and switch
BB = þ¿¡s5ack, without condom
BJ = blowjob, fellatio
BBFS = bare back full service (sex)
BBBJ = bare back blow job
BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow, birdwatching BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial
BBK = big beautiful knockers
BBW = big beautifulwoman
BCD = behind closed doors
BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism
BF = boy friend
BFA = big fat ass
BFE = boY friend exPerience
BL = body lick
BLS = ball licking and sucking
Blue Jay = blow job
blue pill = Viagra
BSB = bus stop babe
Butter face = everything looks good, but her face
Brown Shower = defecation
BS = body slide or body scrub
BSW - black street walker
BTW = bY the waY
C = COVêr, cOndOm
Call Girl = outcall provider, usually implies agency
Cash and Dash = ROB who takes the money and runs
CBJ = covered blow job
CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less
CCL = concentration camp look
Chump = A man who gives his money to women without getting any sex
CD = cross dresser
CDS = covered doggy style
CFS = covered full service
CG = cowgirl, girl on top facing you
CH = ç7¿2y Horse, SF strip club
CIM = cum in mouth
CL = s¡¿¡gslist org
Clockwatchêr = A provider who counts the minutes until the session is over
CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
CMT - certified massage therapist
Completion = orgasm
Cover = condom, glove
Crime scene action = sêXUâl activity during her period
Cruising = hunting for prostitutes
Cups of coffee = releases, orgasms
Dance and Dash = a rip-off, She shows up, takes your money, doesn't provide service and
leaves
Date = a session with a prostitute
DATY - dining at the y, cunnilingus
DAP = digital anal probe, finger in anus
DATO - dining at the o = analingus
DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus
Deposit = Advance payment
Dodge = stroll = Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA
Doggie = Íìârì behind girl, girl on hands and knees
Donation = pâlmênt
DDE = doesn't do extras
DDF = drug and disease Free
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFE = dead fish experience
DFF = dead fish fuck
DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
DIY = do it yourself
DS = Doggie Style = rrârì behind girl, girlon hands and knees
DSL = dick sucking lips
Doubles = two girls and one guy
DP - double penetration, kitty and anus
DT = Deep Throat - Fellatio where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed," or Downtown
English = Spanking, etc
Enhancements = Breast implants
Escort = A woman who is paid for her companionship
Facial = Cumming on partner's face
FBSM = full body sensual massage
FFF = Find them, Fuck them, Forget them
Fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice
FIV = finger in vagina
Five-O = Cops
FJ = Foot Job = stimulation of the penis using feet and toes,
FK = French Kissing
FKK = Frei Körper KulturGerman brothel / nudist club
FL = Free Lance
Flake = no-show, scheduling issues
FOB - fresh otf the boat
FOV - finger outside vagina
Freelancer = urìcorìrìêcted provider
French = After Columbus brought syphilis to Europe French girls specialized in head French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service, Sex
Get Brain = blow job
Get Comfortable = get completely naked
GF = Girl Friend
GFE - girlfriend experience
GFEO or GF3 = Girl Friend Experience with allthree holes
GND = girl next door
Greek = ârìêl sex, back door
GRO = Guest Relations Officer = Providers (Philippines)
65 = golden shower = urination play
GSM = g-spot massage
HE = happy ending = A handjob or blowjob after your massage
Half and half = oral sex then full service, 112 and 112
Hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty
Hat = condom - Jimmy Hat - Party Hat
Herb Friendly = uses marijuana
HDH = high dollar hottie
HH - half hour
Hidden Charges = A provider takes the advertised fee upfront, but during the session she
asks for more money for more services HJ = hand job
HJFC = hand Job with facialto calf HM = high mileage
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven Hobby = the patronizing of prostitutes
Hooker = Prostitute
HWP = height and weight propottionate
IMHO = in ffiy humble opinion
IPO = lnitial public offering = usêd to denote the public introduction of a new provider
lndependent, lndie = Freelancer
lncall = You go to her place, or a place she designates
lnterpreter = condom
Italian = Penis rubbing between butt cheeks
Jack Shack = mâssâgê & hand job
John = A man who patronizes prostitutes
KGFE = Korean GFE, usually RBGFE with condom
Kitty - vagina
Lapdog = pêrsorì who worships providers
LD = lap dance
LDL = low dollar looker
LE = ellie = law enforcement
¡¡ = penis rubbing between calves, leg fuck
LOMF = legs on my face
LOS = land of smiles - Thailand
LK = light kissing, closed mouth
LMP = Licensed Massage Practitioner
LOL = Laughing Out Loud
Lot Lizards = Prostitutes who operate out of truck stops or other trucker hangouts LT = Long Time
Mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'FarrellTheatre, SF Strip Club
MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
MILF - mom I'd like to f-ck
Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District, 16th & Mission
Missionary = Íìârì on top, girlon back
Mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
Monger = Man who frequents prostitutes
MP = multiÞle pops = multiple releases
MP = mâssage parlor
MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
Multiple Pops = More than one orgasm during the session
Newbie = A novice hobbyist or novice provider
Nooner = A lunch-time or afternoon session
Non-pro = civilian, not a professional provider
NQBC = Non-quitter, but covered (CBJ to completion)
NQBS = Non-quitter, but spitter (BBBJTC and spits)
NQNS = Non-quitter, non-spitter (BBBJTC and swallows)
NP = rìo problem
NSA - no strings attached
O = Orgasm
Off-the-clock = Activities that occur with a provider without extra charge
Outcall = she qomes to your place, home, hotel room
OWO = orâl without condom
OWOTC = orâlwithout condom to completion
P2P = private to private, uncovered rubbing of genitals without penetration
Pearl Necklace = Facialon neck, chest
Papasan = male manager of a massage parlor
Party hat = condom
PIV = penis in vagina
Pimp = parasite
Pl = pathetic Loser
Privileges = Special pleasures Provider = Prostitute
PM - private message
PoP = orgasm
Preview = non-free sample PS - private show, dance
PSE = porn star experience
PW = puss! whipped
PV = private viewing, dance
PYT = pretty young thing
R & T = rub and tug, a massage followed by a hand job Raincoat = condom
RAW = sex without condom
RA = relaxation assistant
RB = mVredbook.com
RBGFE = myRedBook's definition of GFE
R = Reverse
RCA = Reverse CowgirlAnal
Reverse cowgirl = girl on top facing away
Review = provider evaluation
RCG = reverse cowgirl = girl on top facing away
Rimming = analingus
RMP = russian massage parlor
ROB = rip off *"***
Roman shower = vom¡t play
RPG = role playing games
Russian = pêrìiS between breasts
Safe = condoms or dental dams, are used to reduce risk
SC = strip club
Scat = feces play
Self-service = masturbate
Sensual Massage = Usually not full service
Session - paid time spent with a provider
Sex Worker = Prostitute
SF = San Francisco
Shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
Sixty Nine, 69 = simultaneous oral sex
SO = significant other
SOG = shot on goal = release
SOMF = sat on my face
South of the border = genitals region
Southern France = BBBJ
SP = service provider
SPA = streetwalker stroll = San Pablo Avenue in Oakland
STD - sexually transmitted disease
Sting - A female police officer poses as a prostitute
Street action = prostitution that is solicited on public streets
Spinner = vêry petite, thin girl
Squirter = ejaculating female
Stroll = path frequented by street walkers
SW = street walker, street *****
Take care of business = pâlmênt is made
TAMP = therapeutic Asian massage parlor
Teabag = sucks balls
TGTBT = too good to be true
Threesome = doubles
Tina = crystal meth
TJ - Tijuana
TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden
Gate Ave
TLC = tender loving care
TLD = topless lap dance
TOFTT = take one for the team
Tossing salad = analingus
Trick = A sex act for money or a monger
Troll = rude and hideous PL
Trolling = posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
TS = transsexual
TUMA = tongue up my ass
Turn Tricks = prostitution
TV = transvestite
Two call system = first call is to set up the time and location
Umbrella = condom
Uncovered = without a condom
UTF - untranslated french = BBBJ
UTR = under the radar
Water Sports = urination play
Working girl = prostitute
WSW = white streetwalker
WTF = what the fuck?
XOXO=kisses&hugs
YMMV = lour mileage may vary your service level could be different Zombie = lifeless, apathetic, unresponsive to surroundings
41'1 = seeking information
.4 = $40
$ = $100 $$ = $200