Columns May 14, 2009 at 4:00 am

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1
There are more phone numbers out there. You can change it very easily. This was frickin confusing. You liked em, got raped, liked another, recognized a loser as a loser, liked em, found a good one, hate em, want em? Was there a last line typo? I don't get the I want it, and you. Can someone explain that to me? Is this a schizophrenic rant?
2
Is it really necessary to detox from shrooms and pot? Should've been the first sign that he was an idiot.

Sorry you have had it rough, but I think you should shut the fuck up. Your newest boy should dump your ass until you have completed a long regimen of therapy and reality.
3
Is this a mockery of a combination of other "I, Anonymous" columns? If so, you could have thrown some more details in there about catching him with a cock up his ass or golden showers coming between you.
If not, I think this girl/woman (or maybe a twink?) should get some dramamine to counteract the puking mechanism. Can't identify with the retard thing you have going for you, but I agree that you should get dumped by your newest boy. He obviously doesn't deserve to be brought down to your low level. His car doors are much too precious to be damaged by your mental vomit.
4
Set the poor boy free!
5
Winge winge winge.
6
Is it just me, or has there been an awful lot of domestic violence type letters in this paper lately? Sux that so many people are going through this shit and don't know how to get out of it or stop their own messed up cycles.
7
Winge, indeed.
8
This is the hottest personal ad I've ever read
9
Good GAWD!
You don't need these jerks to "let" you be happy.... you can be happy right now, today, this minute, if you would just get out of your own way long enough to see it.... and if not, then you need to cut the gentle, patient, loving, sane, employed "newest boy" loose while you get into therapy... as it stands, you're probably making him pay for the behavior of the others, which is unfair to him, and to all the women out there for whom you'll leave a less trusting, less open, more damage guy than he is today.
10
For some reason, I totally understand what this person's going through emotionally. bleh
11
detox from pot and mushrooms? you stay with a guy that rapes you? excuse me for not being sensitive and PC...but you're a fucking moron. i'm not even sure idiots like you deserve happiness. "but everyone deserves happiness..." riiiiight.

this is the stupidest "i, anonymous" i have ever read. ever.
12
uh... what? this is written like she was scribbling in her diary and ripped the page out and sent it in. "i want it, and you." dramatic much? what the hell does that even mean?

@9 - totally agree.
13
I'm with @9:

HOLY SHIT!! Get out while you still can!!
14
seriously-they will not listen. Seriously. In my long, long (jesuz's Gawd, Mary and Juan-I'm still fucking alive?) Long, long life (i'm almost 40) the redundancy of women loving guys like this is painful to watch. They always love them, always? Fuck, just give in, date yourself a guy in the basement who is 'going to make it' as a medical marijuana farmer, rapper, maker of beats, musician that rarely practices-revel in your rotten 'picker', and vehemently know thyself for the person that rolls in the 'shit' of masculinity and adores it. Until, until you really can't stand it, that the idea of it makes you puke, not the idea that they are 'off the market'-where you are no longer pained, that you 'nothing' that sort of lifestyle.

Until then, leave the 'good guy' alone and let him find a 'good girl' because, my dear, you are not it. If you are pining over a 'shroom head, pot head, no job, no car door fella who is calling you saying, "I don't love my wife' and you fancy it enough to puke-well, have a bit of decency and let the 'good boy' go and not ruin him for the next gal. You are damaged goods girl-to thineself be true: if you must fuck, and be fucked-as we learned in chemistry: like dissolves like, melt into those shitheads.

Or better yet-abstain, seriously, jerk off, watch lots of porn, hug strangers, but your damaged pussy and pysche needs a healing: and ask any guy when they were 13: we jerked off until our dick heads almost fell off but eventually we had to calm down, take a breather, until it could feel right and good again. Be like a 13 year old boy's sore dick head: give it a rest.

So sayeth He
15
Wow Anonymous, I'm sorry that most everyone here is a huge judgmental ass. This is obviously a really rough time and you need to give yourself space and permission to kick losers out of your life.

They don't belong in your life and you need to work at realizing that. What they do is no longer your business.

Be free. It'll feel better.
16
Emo kids ejaculate tears.
17
Awww, poor codependent baby. "Let me be happy." Seriously, if you can't be happy on your own, no pothead, Jesus-banging, happy-go-lucky tardo is going to make you so.

But that's okay, because you're an independent, strong woman with a society that doesn't understand you and your emotional needs, right? Right. So it must be the men whom you've dated who are to blame. Not you. Not your fucked-up choices. Not your idiotic emotastic troubles.

Slit a wrist already and cut the pain away, Hot Topic Chick of the Week.
18
Baggage will be at carousel "F"
19
Detox and coming down are two different things. You need to pull it together, Anonymous. Go do the work and get some esteem because a Golden Turd is still a turd, and you need to be able to tell the difference.

By the way @5, I think you meant "whinge."
20
It's just like a whiny chick to require working car doors to be a viable candidate. Just say, "Open wallet policy," and be done with it. Digger.
21
honey, do like #1 suggested and change your phone number, stat. you're the one who needs detox now. and it will take years, so be patient. and stay on bc till then. good luck.
22
wow - someone really needs some therapy. (dont' worry - everyone reading these things need some therapy too.) But you are defining yourself by these string of people. Where are you in all this? No where. Your body convulses and tries to eject part of itself it hears of one of your exes is 'moving on'. Your not. Change the number, get some help, talk to people, do something else. Become more selfish. Yes. Selfish. Selfish about talking care of yourself. Do it NOW before this current person who seems so good for you ends up on the list. Figure out why you are attracted to people that hurt her physically an emotionally. You need to put the breaks on what ever shit is holding you back. Go deeper. Don't settle for 'that ex this to me' or 'that other ex did this' - WHY did you choose these assholes? It will suck and will be painful and a long road, but what happened to you as a child that set you on this path? Good luck. Talking candidly here, even anonymously is the first step.
23
Hey, I'm detoxing from pot, can I score some of your pills?
24
Somewhere in Seattle there's a twelve-step program for people who dated you. The meet weekly in a basement. They take turns telling their story ... "My name is Dave and I once dated waaaah ..."
25
a/s/l ?
26
@24: a 12-step program for dating!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I LOVE IT!!
27
While this was probably not the best place for her to vent considering the high proportions of assholes who usually comment, it's obvious that most of you have never been in an abusive relationship. Which is definitely a good thing, but I hope that none of you have friends who ever do, because all they'll find is an unsympathetic jackass who can't bother to understand problems they haven't faced.
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@27, the majority of adult society has been or are currently in abusive relationships. And some people seem to seek them out. This poster has listed several ridiculously abusive relationships which should have ended before they began, and which she allowed to continue. They say that you never 'ask' for what happens to you... but some people don't exactly build gates!
Kthxbye
29
@27: I certainly have survived an abusive relationship, and you're right--it really sucks shit! Thankfully, I am blessed with wonderfully supportive friends, family, among other fantastic people who helped tremendously in getting me out of the hole I dug myself into.

and @17: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

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