Columns Feb 11, 2010 at 4:00 am

Your Cheatin' Heart

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Mom?
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WHY YOU BE HATIN' MANE?!?!
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I love this one. Ugh, poor husband. But he must have seen signs of crazy before putting a ring on her finger.
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author is jellysicle
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hates it when a singular author writes in as 'we'. nice to see a judgemental group-think I.A., though.. it's so rare.
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@1: GRANDMA?!
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@6Dad who used to be grandma?
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There's a place for skanks like that: SAA.
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...or the GOP. Whichever.
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Sounds like "youze" needs to get your own lives and stop focusing on hers. She's a coworker, not family. What she does is her own business.
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Maybe she's fulfilling her husband's cuckold fetish, and they don't see any reason to tell casual coworkers their business. Maybe they're even having a good laugh at the coworkers' consternation! (I sure hope so, anyhow...!)
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Maybe she's fulfilling her husband's cuckold fetish, and they don't see any particular reason to fill casual coworkers in on all their business. Maybe they're even having a good laugh at the coworkers' pearl-clutching (thanks Savage Love comments for that expression!)

I sure hope so, anyhow.

Randy Cohen's "On Ethics" had a similar situation last week -- leaving out the good laugh at the colleagues...

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/31/magazi…
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It IS hard to work with a psycho slut that drags you into her tawdry life. Keep your vulva in your pants, at least while you are at work.
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this is exactly how i hope my ex's co-workers feel about her when she decided to have an affair with one the afore mentioned co-workers. actually, i'm pretty sure they did cuz she was transfered out to a new location a few weeks later.

and i think back fondly....ahhhhhhhh...what a whore. dirty dirty whore.
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He'll smell it on her breath one day......mine did.
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What kind of dirty shitbag cheats on someone a few months after tying the knot? Her husband sounds like a lucky man.
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Terrible! This whore deserves to be shot and then hung, after I get a piece of that hot action...
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I can't believe someone is complaining about a [presumably] 20 something working at a Music Store/Blockbuster/2nd-Hand Clothing Store being a cheater. This is hipsterdom.
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#15
Sarah, you promised not to tell.
Levi
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Makes me wonder if my ex-wife's coworkers sent this in a few years back and they're only just getting to it...
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Poor husband.
It sounds like Peggy Bundy is alive and well!
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I bet that the coworkers would not really care about the slutty behaviour if she wasn't lazy. When she leaves the work for them, its like she is making them help her do it.
They probably all chipped in on a shower gift and feel cheated that she misrepresented herself as well!
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Sounds like her coworkers need to mind their own business. Sure, tell her to stop chatting with her BF on the clock, but apart from that, keep your nose out!
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Dear TheSameOld
I, the "store skank" was your friend. I stood by you when you got fired, took your calls, defended you, tried to help you get another job. I ignored the gossiping coworkers because you needed someone on your side.
We used to have fun together until you couldn't take no for an answer. Now that I know about your "lying skillz" you want to trash me online. The internet makes it very easy to spread rumors.
You wouldn't have to try so hard to save face if you hadn't spent so much time talking up our "relationship" in the first place.
Sincerely, The Store Skank

I know who this poster is because he put the very same content up on Seattle Craigslist Rants&Raves in January then posted it again ON HIS OWN BLOG. I had to get an Order of Protection because he is so determine to trash me. Now that I have the Order he just creates fake online accounts or posts anonymously.

You can't know what goes on in someones life unless you actually talk to them.
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Dear Anonymous,
I, the "store skank" was your friend. I stood by you when you got fired, took your calls, defended you, tried to help you get another job. I ignored the gossiping coworkers because you needed someone on your side.
We used to have fun together until you couldn't take no for an answer. Now that I know about your "lying skillz" you want to trash me online. The internet makes it very easy to spread rumors.
You wouldn't have to try so hard to save face if you hadn't spent so much time talking up our "relationship" in the first place.
Sincerely, The Store Skank

I know who this poster is because he put the very same content up on Seattle Craigslist Rants&Raves in January then posted it again ON HIS OWN BLOG. I had to get an Order of Protection because he is so determine to trash me. Now that I have the Order he just creates fake online accounts or posts anonymously.

You can't know what goes on in someones life unless you actually talk to them.
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Dear TheSameOld
I, the "store skank" was your friend. I stood by you when you got fired, took your calls, defended you, tried to help you get another job. I ignored the gossiping coworkers because you needed someone on your side.
We used to have fun together until you couldn't take no for an answer. Now that I know about your "lying skillz" you want to trash me online. The internet makes it very easy to spread rumors.
You wouldn't have to try so hard to save face if you hadn't spent so much time talking up our "relationship" in the first place.
Sincerely, The Store Skank

I know who this poster is because he put the very same content up on Seattle Craigslist Rants&Raves in January then posted it again ON HIS OWN BLOG. I had to get an Order of Protection because he is so determine to trash me. Now that I have the Order he just creates fake online accounts or posts anonymously.

You can't know what goes on in someones life unless you actually talk to them.
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@10, her "private life" became the business of the co-workers as soon as she decided to fuck on the job, fuck near the job, and to waste company time chatting on the comp. The skank needs to do a better job of keeping her private life private.
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@storeskank: what kind of slut can not keep her cheating ways secret especailly so soon after getting married. If your husband isnt a cuckold, than why the fuck did u get married?
Im not pretending to be better than you, I dont know you, but again, WHY GET MARRIED? No matter what you say, your still a slut for doing your husband the way you do. He's probably a good guy too, the good ones always get burnt.
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My wife and I don't have any secrets. We are happy despite this guy's pathetic efforts to trash her.This guy got obsessed with her. He's been going on about her being a "slut", "whore", "psycho", "cunt" who doesn't do her job for months. This is all simply not true, and he no longer even works at the store. It's clear that someone who refers to women in these terms has some emotional issues, and needs professional help. Anonymous internet posts are this guy's cowardly last resort.
sincerely,
the husband
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My wife and I don't have any secrets. We are happy despite this guy's pathetic efforts to trash her. This guy got obsessed with her. He's been going on about her being a "slut", "whore", "psycho", "cunt" who doesn't do her job for months. It's clear that someone who refers to women in these terms has some emotional issues, and needs professional help. This is all simply not true, and he no longer even works at the store. Anonymous internet posts are this guy's cowardly last resort after being rejected.
sincerely,
the husband
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I don't know bout all that,"husband". But it's awesome that u don't care that ur newlywed is fucking other men. I wish my first husband had been as cool.
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Yet another prime example of the comments being FAR more entertaining than the actual letter!
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I feel bad for the husband. I married a women like that who screwed so many dirty dongs she needed a hysterectomy at 28 years old. "Her insides were like barren rock where no mans seed could be sown" Polluted beyond belief with the stench of a rotting boar in the summer heat. she also caught hep-b from her evil ways. What goes around will GO around.

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Girls are mean!
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Guys can be mean too!
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oh william when will it end??

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