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make a frat boy into a baby daddy!

hans millionaire on March 31, 2010 at 11:41 AM

I'm usually pretty sympathetic to these, but what exactly is writing an I, Anonymous going to do about the situation?

Ben on March 31, 2010 at 11:46 AM

The accompanying comic is great. Also, I believe the straight nomenclature for bareback is "raw dog."

Dougsf on March 31, 2010 at 1:32 PM

If the chick is determined to stick with the DB after he cheated on her then she may be angling for a babydaddy. Would not be surprised if the next news is that she is pregnant.

on March 31, 2010 at 2:07 PM

If the chick is determined to stick with the DB after he cheated on her then she may be angling for a babydaddy. Would not be surprised if the next news is that she is pregnant.

on March 31, 2010 at 2:17 PM

Fratboy-douchebag baby = God's Little Miracle

Awww! Who's a wittle meathead? Who's a wittle meatheat?

ctmcmull on March 31, 2010 at 3:28 PM

That accompanying comic is fucking hilarious!

Vieve on March 31, 2010 at 3:43 PM

Oh, and really? There wasn't a more entertaining anonymous sent in than this? Cause this is pretty mediocre. Stupid girls fuck frat assholes every day without the common sense to use a condom. Yawn.

Vieve on March 31, 2010 at 3:46 PM

This should be filed under the "fuck anonymous, tell the dumb bitch" files. What kind of fucking friend are you, anyway?

jenc01 on April 1, 2010 at 11:31 AM

ditto, @11. This has no business being anonymous. Have the decency to call your friend out if she's being a moron.

mixy on April 1, 2010 at 12:52 PM

This person should go all out and go fuck every guy that she can w/o a condom, THEN get pregnant and say it's the Douche Bag's kid. I see a Jerry Springer appearance in her future.

AiYahh on April 1, 2010 at 5:55 PM

Not all frat boys are assholes. A lot of them are smart, hardworking, kind, and respectful.

creamrose on April 1, 2010 at 7:31 PM

i hate people who use so many exclamation points! why does everything need an exclamation point! we get it!

Cook on April 1, 2010 at 7:50 PM

@14 obvious troll is obvious

on April 2, 2010 at 12:39 AM

Why is it the writer's job to save her friend from her own obvious desire to get an STD and become a single mother?

on April 2, 2010 at 5:13 AM

Some people get what they deserve in life.

on April 2, 2010 at 7:06 AM

How do you know she's not on the pill?

fannerz on April 2, 2010 at 8:38 AM

Lust knows few bounds, and the "right" apricot-hued (or, insert preferred color) frat stud with just the "right" smooth-muscled skin (or, insert preferred body texture) can turn the game against logic and better judgment. Still, there is NO excuse in 2010 to go bareback with a fuck buddy, no matter how hot, sexy, etc.

Remember that anti-HIV transmission PSA campaign from the 80s or 90s?:

"Does he have a body to DIE for?" [paraphrased]

It may be time to resurrect for a new demograph, the time-(HIV)-tested punchline; And just in time for Easter.

If you're in Ad Fed, get to work on it. The script almost writes itself. It's damn near autobiographical for some.

Texas10R on April 2, 2010 at 9:08 AM

"frat boy" = "hipster"

on April 2, 2010 at 10:19 AM

@14 is right. i was a fratboy and I'm a bright, moticated individual with a nice job, a nice wife and two kids.

on April 2, 2010 at 2:46 PM

"I really care about you, and it is painful for me to see this happen while I am out of the country and unable to confront you face-to-face about this!"

Yes, and instead of confronting you face-to-face, to show you how much I care about you I am NOT going to call or email you and tell you exactly what I think of your choices. Instead I'll happily type away from the safety and confines of a room 3000+ miles away posting to some lameass column in a shitrag of a paper in the off chance you actually pick up a copy, or better yet, read it online and make the connection between what was written versus what is being done. The poster is a douche. To the girl fucking the frat guy, stick to anal and you might come out with just an STD and no kid.

on April 2, 2010 at 3:49 PM

#22 I was NOT a fratboy and I'm a bright, motivated individual with a nice job, nice girlfriend, and a nice car.

Well? WELL?

w7ngman on April 2, 2010 at 7:55 PM

@24. He said moticated, not motivated. There's a difference.

steertowardrock on April 4, 2010 at 12:06 AM

Yawn. Anyone who makes eye contact in a conversation in this city is considered a frat boy. Next letter!

JesseJB on April 4, 2010 at 8:46 PM

'I'm out of the country so I can't confront you face to face so I'm writing this to a newspaper anonymously because I'm out of the country & we don't have telephones where I am so I can't call you & we don't have email - oh wait, somehow I was able to contact the paper, hmm, but you know I'm out of the country & so really you're a million miles away from my thoughts but I wanted to get something printed in the paper & this was my best shot.'

Tee-hee on April 6, 2010 at 9:47 AM

Smart frat boys who don't want to pay child support use condoms. Take responsibility for your own futures, boys.

mouse on April 6, 2010 at 9:59 AM

@20, perhaps this I, Anonymous can be viewed as a modern-day PSA. Afterall, I, Anonymous' friend is most likely not the only sad girl barebacking a douchey frat boy.

eruditescribe on April 6, 2010 at 10:16 AM

Hey, anonymous here. At the instant I wanted to call my friend out on this, she wouldn't answer her phone, wouldn't respond to emails, etc, and I'm out of the country, so I can't reach her face to face, so I vented in the I, Anon forums.

Since I did that (I think two weeks ago now), I have talked to her, and she refuses to admit that she was wrong.

emilythehaikubot on April 6, 2010 at 10:52 AM

Dear God, Please save some poor girl the embarassment of an unplanned pregnancy and let me get knocked up without drugs and such. I am financially stable, responsible, and probably a better home overall. Seriously.

And further, when in the history of mankind has confronting a woman over her choice in bed partners resulted in her saying "yeah, you're right... I'm gonna DTMFA." Seriously... I talked to a coworker who said that when the priest marrying her asked her if she was sure, and she KNEW he was bad, and she said "well, the invitations are already mailed out.... " Not. Gonna. Happen. People gotta fuck up their own lives before they figure it the hell out.

MinnySota on April 6, 2010 at 10:36 PM

@19.. girls just know that shit about each other.

on April 6, 2010 at 11:48 PM

@27,"Anyone who makes eye contact in a conversation in this city is considered a frat boy", lol, wtf does that mean??

bagel on April 7, 2010 at 12:04 AM

The term is "fraternity man." (In this case soon to be "paternity man.")

on April 7, 2010 at 6:36 AM

Sounds like someone is tired of making the effort at college and would rather be an unwed, unemployed mother.

samanthaf63 on April 7, 2010 at 6:28 PM

Wow, how edgy, how original. We didn't hear that same damn thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again throughout the 80s, 90s, and 00s.

on April 26, 2010 at 12:50 PM

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