Columns Aug 29, 2012 at 4:00 am

I, Anonymous

Hard Ginger Bullshit

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I really wish they'd post say, three I Anon letters on the web each week.. Then people could comment about which they like the best. And of course have more to complain about.
jack chandelier on August 29, 2012 at 9:32 AM Report this
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Screwing co-workers is almost ALWAYS a mistake. If you do it you've earned that awkwardness you are feeling.
woofy on August 29, 2012 at 10:32 AM Report this
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This is why we don't fuck where we earn our living.
suddenlyorcas on August 29, 2012 at 10:42 AM Report this
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sounds like this guy is a REAL GO-GETTER! Nothing better than mixing business with pleasure, you ask me. He screwed a subordinate, then quickly moved up to screwing management. This guy could own the company by month's end!
Is there time to put this dynamo on a Presidential Ticket?
growler on August 29, 2012 at 10:44 AM Report this
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Your first mistake - getting involved with a ginger in the first place. He only moved in with you so he could lull you into a sense of false security and THEN suck out your soul through your eyeballs. Luckily, he did a typically greedy ginger thing and tried to start another soul-stealing while still working on yours. You really did dodge a "hard ginger" bullet!
MacBastard on August 29, 2012 at 12:04 PM Report this
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@3 or as we say in my neck of the woods: "don't shit where you eat"...
my take on August 29, 2012 at 12:10 PM Report this
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Oh good grief. These stories are a dime a dozen. And you know, obviously you should thank your "manager" for showing you what an ass your so-called boyfriend was. By the way, you manager, does he

Two words: MASSIVE PILES OF COCAIN and a case of MALT LIQUOR.
Arthur Zifferelli on August 29, 2012 at 2:52 PM Report this
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@5 - yeah, i'm certain the color of his hair had everything to do with his behavior, asshole.
legacy builder on August 29, 2012 at 5:05 PM Report this
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@3: Amen!
@6: That's a good one, too!
@7: I knew you'd say that.
auntie grizelda on August 29, 2012 at 8:50 PM Report this
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@3 and @6 and @9:

My preferred version of this nugget of wisdom is: Don't get your meat where you make your bread!
on August 30, 2012 at 7:23 AM Report this
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@8: @5 was clearly joking. Lighten up and develop a sense of humor.
bibliomystic on August 30, 2012 at 10:35 AM Report this
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@3, @6, @9, @10

Don't put mustard on your salami by dipping it in the jar.
jenc01 on August 30, 2012 at 1:58 PM Report this
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Reality Bites
drinkup on August 30, 2012 at 2:42 PM Report this
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I vomitted.. just a little bit in the back of my throat... when I read the "hard ginger cock..." line.
SiSiSodaPop in Vegas on August 30, 2012 at 4:24 PM Report this
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The worst part in this scenario, for me would be struggling to respect my new manager, knowing that she may have welcomed the dick photo text. eew!
doloresdaphne on August 31, 2012 at 4:37 AM Report this
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Don't get your meat where you make your bread
Oregano on August 31, 2012 at 2:20 PM Report this
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I love the food references.....clearly anon ...work is for work..not a singles club....your fault..move on
rnydaygrl on August 31, 2012 at 3:22 PM Report this
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Don't wipe your feet where you wipe your butt.
MacGruber on August 31, 2012 at 6:03 PM Report this
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In case you want to turn your heartache into entrepreneurial gold, I think "Hard Ginger Bullet" could be a very popular dildo.
lulubelle on September 1, 2012 at 1:32 PM Report this
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Don't let the door hitcha where the good lord splitcha
on September 1, 2012 at 3:30 PM Report this
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is this machkovech?
scary tyler moore on September 3, 2012 at 11:51 AM Report this
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Don't brush yout teeth with a toothbrush couvered with dried shit.
Arthur Zifferelli on September 3, 2012 at 3:37 PM Report this
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Monster.com. I could NOT report to a manager under these circumstances. I would make it known to said manager that I KNEW she had slept with a subordinate, and unless she told all would-be employers that I shit ice cream, I would take it to HER boss, since those kinds of relationships are usually frowned upon.
MinnySota on September 3, 2012 at 9:28 PM Report this
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Never put all your bat wings into one diamond volcano.
on September 3, 2012 at 10:09 PM Report this
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I once got a fortune cookie that said "don't burn your tongue on another man's soup." Not an exact fit here, obviously, but still, so great :)
mr. herriman on September 3, 2012 at 10:15 PM Report this
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Don't snort COCAINE where you buy your MALT LIQUOR.
Theodore Gorath on September 5, 2012 at 6:27 AM Report this
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I think woman like big ginger cock's.
on December 13, 2013 at 5:03 AM Report this

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