Columns Jun 19, 2013 at 4:00 am

I, Anonymous

Did You Say "Pussy"?

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awwww...
devinderry on June 19, 2013 at 9:40 AM Report this
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"It's what I have to work with." -- Hedwig
twinkie223 on June 19, 2013 at 10:28 AM Report this
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Waiter! I ordered steak! You brought me fish!!!
Pope Peabrain on June 19, 2013 at 11:44 AM Report this
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I don't mean to imply an ounce of charity when I say this is sweet letter.
Dougsf on June 19, 2013 at 12:22 PM Report this
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As a straight man I feel a little left out at never once receiving commentary positive or negative on my balls.
debug on June 19, 2013 at 1:53 PM Report this
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@2 LOVE that movie, wish someone would do the show somewhere nearish to me.
KateRose on June 19, 2013 at 1:53 PM Report this
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@6 Well, bring your balls to me and I am sure I can find something positive about them. It would require an oral inspection.
Hawke on June 19, 2013 at 2:48 PM Report this
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Some guys have all the fun, some guys do nothing but complain...
SeaNative07 on June 20, 2013 at 12:37 AM Report this
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Is it just me, or does anyone else wish there was an option to read banned comments?

I mean, reading some of the stuff they allow makes me really wonder what is so bad even The Stranger feels it must be pulled.
Theodore Gorath on June 20, 2013 at 8:08 AM Report this
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"Sex club"? Good grief.

And seriously, this is just porn.
Arthur Zifferelli on June 20, 2013 at 8:34 AM Report this
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@11: I really, really don't need to know what gets you off. Seriously.
treehugger on June 20, 2013 at 9:15 AM Report this
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I really, really don't need to know what gets you off. Seriously.
So, you're saying that stream-of-conciousness prose about sweatly ball handling in some "sex club" is just, you know, coffee shop conversation?

And no, it doesn't "get me off".
Arthur Zifferelli on June 21, 2013 at 8:06 AM Report this
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This is so incredibly sweet! Anon is a lucky person. (I just can't fathom the part where you didn't ask for contact info, but that's just where I would be coming from.) How rare to read an anon not written by a total dipshit- this is easily one of the best in the past year or two. xo
sweet g on June 21, 2013 at 9:58 AM Report this
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Yes, that's right, Sweet G, picking up random guys, whose name you don't remember, in a sex club, fondling their nut sack and than writing about it in The Stranger is perfectly normal and “incredibly sweet”...

Please enjoy your complimentary Sexually Transmitted Disease...
Arthur Zifferelli on June 21, 2013 at 1:59 PM Report this
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And, I just want to say that if I could cup Justin Bieber's sweaty balls in a dark "sex club", my life would be complete.
Arthur Zifferelli on June 21, 2013 at 8:16 PM Report this
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But what about the vagina? Isn't anyone curious? I read through this whole thing to find an explanation and all there is are balls comments and jokes. C'mon people--explain!
crone on June 22, 2013 at 1:49 AM Report this
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What sex club? Where??
kbatku on June 22, 2013 at 3:52 PM Report this
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ick.
haroldlamont on June 23, 2013 at 2:08 PM Report this
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@17- of course we're curious! But without further info??? What do you think?
OutInBumF on June 23, 2013 at 9:58 PM Report this
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@18, JCPenney's, in any of the "occupied" dressing rooms. Ask one the store personnel for the secret knock. Be extra-explicit when asking or they won't think you're ready.
MacGruber on June 24, 2013 at 9:05 PM Report this
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@18, JCPenney's, in any of the "occupied" dressing rooms.
It's true. I like to masturbate in the dressing room for the benifit of the security team. I usually shoot my hot load all over the mirror, let it dribble down on to the carpet, and just leave it for the next "customer".
Arthur Zifferelli on June 26, 2013 at 8:40 AM Report this
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Really?...... at JCPenny's. Damn it! I was gonna start shopping there for really awesome clothes because where else can one buy great clothes with out having to worry about whether the mirrors are cum riddled or not and that the security guards are visually pleased. Shit that ruins that idea. Good clothes there too .... now what.?
mammothpro on June 27, 2013 at 8:46 AM Report this

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