Columns Feb 12, 2014 at 4:00 am

I, Anonymous

You're Too Good for Me, Baby

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1
I should start riding the bus more. So many things happen on buses.
GGuy on February 12, 2014 at 9:20 AM Report this
2
This could be the great opening scene to a ball gag kink porno. Bravo!
on February 12, 2014 at 9:22 AM Report this
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Oh, god, that illustration. Brilliant.
AmyC on February 12, 2014 at 9:58 AM Report this
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You need to get your shit together, Anonymous.
danewood on February 12, 2014 at 11:08 AM Report this
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Good for her, him? Either way your a foot note now wanker.
Godzilla1916 on February 12, 2014 at 1:09 PM Report this
7
What are the odds are Anon's ex didn't actually recognize them and just thought Anon was some rando creeper hitting on them on the bus? Has anyone else been hit on by an ex they didn't recognize because they aged really poorly? Because that kind of happened to me.
yucca flower on February 12, 2014 at 8:33 PM Report this
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The I'Anon is a narcissist. Think of me. Listen to my story and feel sorry for me. Forget about my - associations - THINK ABOUT ME.

Seriously, I'Anon, commit suicide, or get your shit together.
Arthur Zifferelli on February 12, 2014 at 8:59 PM Report this
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I can't believe I actually agree with Arthur Zifferelli! I'Anon, learn the difference between lust and love. Don't propose until the thought of spending a life together with a particular person sounds like a good idea even when you're someplace happy but apart.
Diagoras on February 12, 2014 at 10:46 PM Report this
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You need to get your shit together, #4
joemomma on February 13, 2014 at 12:30 AM Report this
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I feel like I'm pretty sure this person is a friend of mine.
emor on February 13, 2014 at 6:47 AM Report this
12
The poo looks like it is standing in blood. Is he "sawwy" after he murdered the girl on the bus?
debug on February 13, 2014 at 9:55 AM Report this
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What contrived drivel. All a manipulation to try to "do it to me one more time."

You just can't stand that they won't play the game with you anymore. They won't entertain you by falling into your trap again.

The cat stops pawing when the mouse stops twitching, then they walk a way... hoping the mouse is faking it and they they will be able to mount a fresh attack just when the mouse thinks it will be able to sneak away.

You are a true POS.
JustSayGo on February 13, 2014 at 11:19 AM Report this
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We sat next to each other on a bus recently, unexpectedly.

Welcome to Stalkerville, population, I Anon.
MacGruber on February 13, 2014 at 8:53 PM Report this
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@7 This happened to me. I stopped dating a girl cause she discovered how much she liked meth. A year later I didn't recognize her at first when I saw her at a party. Meth is bad, kids!
Hybrid Vigor on February 14, 2014 at 1:24 AM Report this
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@12 Sowwy is standing in a "shit shadow". This is a manipulation/situation control thing. It will go away, just like you, anon.
longwayhome on February 14, 2014 at 4:14 PM Report this
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Why can't people seem to not be sorry for things but still live in the moment? fuck, ive made mistakes.. no one wants to hear "I'm sorry" because it really doesn't do anything? Panic is never a good feeling tho..
on February 15, 2014 at 9:06 AM Report this
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the rule. although it prolly sounds better on paper,never ever say 'i shoulda dated/married/fucked you but i was a turd...etc'. they knew you were a turd even when you didn't.you're only talking to yourself. suck it up and move on.
reverend dr dj riz on February 15, 2014 at 12:37 PM Report this
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I love the apologies designed to benefit the feels of the apologizer, never the person who's better off without them and deserves to be left alone.
undead ayn rand on February 15, 2014 at 1:19 PM Report this
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Anon's one positive is doing this as an anon instead of doing it directly, where it might cost the ex.
Canadian Nurse on February 15, 2014 at 2:19 PM Report this
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@8: You are a horrible person.
delirian on February 15, 2014 at 3:24 PM Report this
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@3
The illustration is, in my view, often the best element of this column.
Texas10R on February 15, 2014 at 6:24 PM Report this
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@ 15,

For me it was morbid obesity and hair loss and alcoholism. I've seen guys age into looking older than their dads practically overnight. Ironically the guys worst affected by this phenomenon are the ones who are super shallow and judgmental about other people's looks.
yucca flower on February 15, 2014 at 9:13 PM Report this
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If u really care about someone so much and u truly love them and u know it could wrk don't let go.. Sometime when people hurt they push the one thing they need away.. No one like to feel pain..
on February 17, 2014 at 7:44 AM Report this

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