Columns Mar 12, 2014 at 4:00 am

Dear Neighborhood Graffiti "Anarchists"

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1
I didn't paint on your crummy building, but I might take your advice.
2
One lazy douche-bag calling other douche-bags douche-bags. It's your fucking job to paint. Shut the fuck up, do your job and collect your check. As far as I'm concerned every douche-bag can go fuck themselves with Hulk Hands.
3
"I'd never belong to any club that would have me as a member."

Is the quote you're looking for.
4
I'm not saying I disagree with the general sentiment here...But I have to comment on the sterotype that anarchists are spoiled rich kids from the suburbs, because I see this stereotype everywhere, and in my experience, it's unfounded. Does it not occur to anyone that maybe some people are anarchists because they're POOR? The whole trustifarian/professional protestor sterotype just seems concocted to villify and dismiss political dissidents.

Admittedly I'm in Vancouver, BC, and maybe things are a bit different here, but I've known a lot of people in the left wing/radical activist community, and it's a mixed bag. Some could be described as left-wing intellectuals. Some are more blue collar. Some work for non-profits or charities. Some are retired or on disability. You get the idea.
5
To be clear, though, Anon, I'd be pissed too.
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We all know that "taggers" are trash. Their message is unknown, even to them. It's part of life nowadays, when you see all the "art" on the side of rail cars makes a person wonder what these people do for a living. Probably nothing. These taggers are not wealthy young people, these persons are probably in their late '20s, some of them are Hispanic, delineating their territory for war reasons, totally unknown to common folk. When it happens in neighborhoods on private fences that's when I get pissed.
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Hey Sea Otter you need to get some definitions straight. Anarchists aren't left wing. At least those that understand the meaning of the word aren't. Left wing means more government. Anarchy means no government. Get it?
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@7 Anarchists are left wing. Anarchism has its roots in Marxism. Left vs. right wing is not defined by the level of government intervention. If it was, the Nazis would be considered left wing.
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@7: That explains why there were zero anarchists hanging onto the Occupy movement and so many latched onto the Tea Party, right?
10
Well Sea Otter the Nazis called themselves socialists, didn't they? They argued against the evils of capitalism.

Level of government is a pretty well used standard to define left vs right.

Treehugger just because a lot of people in the occupy movement called themselves anarchists doesn't mean they understood the term. Did the occupy movement call for the elimination of government control over, say, the financial industry? That would be consistent with an anarchist viewpoint.

As far as I can tell, the Tea Party does not call for the elimination of government but wants less of it. Calling them anarchists is like calling the average Seattle Democrat a communist because they want an increase in the minimum wage.

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The I, Anon is correct, most "anarchists" are rich kids killing time before they get a soul-stealing job in a cube farm and a Hyundai Sonata.
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#10: No, level of government is not a pretty well used standard to define left vs right. "Small government" is a (purely hypothetical) position that American right wing politicians use to woo disgruntled tax payers.

An actually well used standard to delineate left from right is "progressive vs conservative".
13
You paraphrased Groucho twice!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtMV44yo…
14
This is my favorite I Anon ever.
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#2 You realize apartment managers don't get paid for shit most of the time, right? Give it a try, get your building tagged then come back and pretend to be an expert.
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@12
"Conservative" is a widely misused term to describe the idiots who also self-identify as such, but that does NOT make it accurate or true.

Why would "conservatives" advocate for military intervention in Syria? Why would "conservatives" reject public infrastructure improvements that would stimulate the economy and generate living-wage employment? [We can't ALL work at McDonald's.]
These are just two of the hundreds of examples.

Here's why: Because they're NOT CONSERVATIVES.

They're shallow-minded contrarians who oppose anything that doesn't further line the pockets of their super-wealthy industrial overlords – I mean – campaign contributor pimps.

And for the record, "anarchy", by definition, is the opposition to organized governance and governmental bodies, and the associated political apparatus.

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#12 You realize you just replaced one set of indefinite terms with another right? Define progressive and conservative in terms of policy goals.

The Nazis and fascists shared a lot of goals with the original progressives.

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#16 conservatives "would . . . reject public infrastructure improvements that would stimulate the economy and generate living-wage employment?" because that is not a conservative position (back to the old big government v small government definition I suppose).

I'll try to steer this back to my original point (perhaps poorly made)-most people who call themselves anarchists don't understand the meaning of the word since they all seem to be protesting for government solutions to some sort of problem.
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@10: I was referring to the Black Bloc kids that followed around the Occupy movement. Notice how you never saw any of those tactics employed during Tea Party rallies. And please try to keep up with the conversation.
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@11 Shit. I didn't realize my Hyundai Sonata counted me as a rich kid, but I do have the soul-stealing cube farm job. This one hurt, just a little bit, from its accuracy. Thanks. Happy Pi Day!
21
#7 is full of shit and is a sad product of our FoxNews-loving media-cracy. They have no idea what left or right really means. Reactionary pud.
23
Want to see the dumbass PDX tagger who outed himself on Reddit? Ruined a community mural.

http://www.kgw.com/news/Proliffic-Tagger…
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@7,

Anarchism as a political movement is left wing. It's why many anarchists 90 years ago supported the Soviet Union, because many of them saw communism as a necessary step toward anarchism. In fact, Emma Goldman was persona non grata among many Western anarchists after she fled the Soviet Union because she dared to speak out against the USSR's human rights violations and oppression.

Anarchists believe in eliminating the state but under the condition of creating self-sustaining cooperative communities. They oppose the class system and have historically supported minority rights, women's rights, and the free love movement.

Some inane teabagger/libertarian types like to call themselves anarchists because, like you, they assume it simply means opposition to the state, but it doesn't.

Haven't you seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Noam Chomsky also considers himself an anarcho-syndicalist, just FYI.
25
@4,

I don't think that of all left wing activists, I do tend to think that when a left wing activist's political beliefs get more out there and detached from reality. A person on disability, for example, being an anarchist would be profoundly absurd to me since their basic livelihood depends on the state.

The state can be profoundly oppressive of minorities and of people who rely on social welfare to survive, but I think most minorities and disabled people also realize that the cruelty of the state is *nothing* compared to the cruelty, capriciousness, and pettiness of a small group of people, like the consensus-building leadership group of an anarcho-syndicalist commune.
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No, hist ed, @10 and elsewhere, you fucking fuck. Take your teabagger nonsense and shove it up your ass, where your head so obviously already is.

"Level of government is a pretty well used standard to define left vs right" if you are a fuckhead wingnut teabagger who also wants to compare liberals to Nazis and fascists, which people like you and Ann Coulter do.

"The Nazis and fascists shared a lot of goals with the original progressives"? Yeah, because Nazis and fascist are all about civil liberties, equality, the environment, women's rights, helping the poor, peace and regulations on corporate power and all about opposition to racism, sexism, homophobia and war. Yeah, Nazis and fascists are a bunch of peaceniks.

Go fuck yourself sideways with the business end of a rake, you fucking asshole. I hope it makes you bleed to death out of your ass.
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@25, you are insane: "The state can be profoundly oppressive of minorities and of people who rely on social welfare to survive, but I think most minorities and disabled people also realize that the cruelty of the state is *nothing* compared to the cruelty, capriciousness, and pettiness of a small group of people, like the consensus-building leadership group of an anarcho-syndicalist commune."

"*Nothing*"? WTF. I invite you to Nazi Germany. I invite you to Chile under Pinochet. I invite you to Argentina under the colonels. I invite you to Cambodia under Pol Pot. China during the cultural revolution. The U.S.S.R. under Stalin. East Germany before the Wall came down. The South under slavery. Etc, ad infinitum, ad nauseam.

Did I call you insane? Let me amend that: You are fucking insane and delusional. Get help.

Power tends to corrupt. Period. The Stanford Prison Experiment. The activities of police forces that have effectively given their officers a license to kill. The valid comparison isn't the between the state and the "anarcho-syndicalist commune," it's between different limits on power.
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@27 I'm not disagreeing with your premise, as such, but please don't use the Stanford Prison Experiment to rationalize anything.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/uniq…

Given the sample size and in the absence of repeated trials, it only shows that three of the "guards" were assholes to begin with, and continued to be assholes afterward.

I'm sure many will agree on the corrupt excesses of monied interests and the lack of humanity pervading the SPD, but everyone should be able to condemn the use of bad science to justify anything.
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I understand the sentiment of this fellas I, Anonymous post. Just because someone is an anarchist doesn't mean they're not just an asshole. There was an anarchist phrase tagged over a beautiful piece of street art in my old neighborhood. It pissed me off because in Seattle there is no shortage of more appropriate targets to cause damage to.

That being said, I would urge the author of this I, Anonymous to at least give some anarchist literature a shot before dismissing it based on one bad experience with a tagger. I would recommend "What Is Anarchism?" by Alexander Berkman. Trust me, we're not all idiots.
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The genuinely poor don't tend to embrace this type of "anarchist" BS as they don't have that mommy and daddy safety net to fall back on. That's not to say that all the "anarchists" are rich kids, but they do have a fallback, even if they're currently rebelling against it.
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yeah, i've seen an anarchist or two, think i got the whole theory and the type of person it appeals to. Better crack the knuckles and show the internet how smart i am.
32
Seattle is falling behind in its tagging cleanup. Its up to the city to immediately clean up all signs and infrastructure, and every business should be fined for not cleaning up tagging on their property after a month or so - and such costs could be tax-deductible. Cleanup funds for the city should come from a tax on spray paint.
Also, spray paint should be a "behind the counter" operation much like we have to go to the pharmacist for cold medications.
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I actually knew an anarchist in CA who got huge payments from her trust fund, set up by her wealthy grand parents. She delivered pizzas for income too until she had a baby with her marijuana selling boy friend. Then she started taking welfare and food stamps by lying about her resources. IDK what happened to them, except that the boyfriend may have inherited a house in San Francisco worth over a million dollars about 12 years ago. Last talked to them in 1999.
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@33 - If they're still doing "anarchy" they probably showed up for the Oakland Occupy riots, where the damage that was done was actually done by the "anarchists" who drove in from Pleasanton and Livermore and Antioch and Dublin and San Ramon, did their number on the glass and signage of dozens of small businesses downtown (who could ill afford to fix/replace the damage and had nothing to do with government), and then skittered back into the darkness like roaches. Yes, they were suburban dicks from more affluent towns. No, they did not give "anarchy" any street cred.
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@24 - snort. As I was reading that entire exchange previous to yours all I could hear was "but are we the Judean People's Front or are we the People's Front of Judea?!". And they wonder why society at large ignores all of their (often stuff I would actually agree with) ideas.
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@4 - I am also in Vancouver. While I have all kinds of reservations about oil pipelines, Northern Gateway in particular, every time I see that "No Pipelines" tag around town I want to MURDER the idiot(s) behind them. They are in fact so rage-inducing that in my darker moments I wonder if they are a false flag operation by the pro-pipeline people designed to make everyone decide pipelines are ok if it prevents the taggers from getting what they want.
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conservative -- likes to "conserve", or keep things like they are now
liberal -- prefers "liberalization", or the lessening of rules, restrictions, single-group dominance

Left, leftist, Left-wing -- sits on the Left side of the aisle

People who insist on linking Nazis with Socialists want very much for words to lose their meanings. We don't like Nazis because they were assholes regardless of their economic system.

If you're going to lump me into a group, please lump me into the correct one.
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I like to imagine the tagger as some hot, slightly ethnic young stud trying to impress his slightly older, nerdy girlfriend (who has a car, natch). He probably got laid after painting on your building.

Aren't you happy when young, hot guys get to fuck older, nerdy girlfriends?

Isn't a fresh coat of paint worth their artificially stimulated sex lives?
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@7: "Left wing" doesn't mean more government.

"Right wing" doesn't mean less government.

You appear to not understand much of conventional politics.
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Well, reality-based versus whatever you've cooked up in your head.
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#29 I don't think anyone is assuming that all anarchists are idiots -- clearly they're not -- but as a community you owe it to yourselves to be self-policing. Ignorant and callous stuff like one of your people tagging an apartment building like above or an independent small business (which happens more than you'd think) makes you all look bad, whether or not you are at all.
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@3 He didn't quote, he paraphrased.
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@41: "as a community you owe it to yourselves to be self-policing"

So hoe exactly is a non-hierarchical group supposed to "eject" someone they've never met, and who is allied through self-ascription?
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"how", not hoe, yeesh.
45
A vandal is a vandal, I don't care what they call themselves. They are shitting on our world and I don't care whether they are gang bangers or self-righteous little punks, they need to stop.
46
Isn't it ironic that the anarchist taggers railing against corporations bought spray paint from a corporation? Perhaps they should tag Krylon's buildings.
47
Politically left and economically left are distinct. Politically left- government has little to no power over private decisions. Economically left- government has a greater degree of control over the economy. Politically left and economically left = anarchist. Politically left and economically right = pro-choice Libertarians. Politically right, economically right = tea party, most Republicans, anti-choice "Libertarians" and Christian fundamentalists.
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@12 @24 @37 @39 @47 et. al. YES!! Thank you.

@36 Yeah, I feel pretty much the same. I'm actually very anti-pipeline, but I really don't think spraypainting slogans on walls does anything to promote the cause.

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Spray paint is for sorry ass mo' fo's that have no life, and don't have the balls to go out and make a difference to change things.
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We have taggers in our neighborhood but they target side walks and fences and are so few and far between it's not an issue. Still assholes, I hope when they are grown someone offers their white picket fence the same treatment.

The tagger in the link seems like a total asshole, with absolutely no sense of anything.

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