Columns Jul 16, 2014 at 4:00 am

I, Anonymous

Sometimes It Helps to Vent

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Nast.
on July 16, 2014 at 11:33 AM Report this
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Everybody prefers their own brand to others
debug on July 16, 2014 at 11:39 AM Report this
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If it seems you meet each morning after his leaves death in the bathroom, try getting up a little earlier to avoid the whole mess. Not hard to avoid. Also, he's an old man, he probably has all kinds of shit going wrong. Be thankful you don't. Not that your shit smells like roses either.
reswin on July 16, 2014 at 12:21 PM Report this
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Finally, something perfect for this coffin-sized column.
parisimo on July 16, 2014 at 1:25 PM Report this
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There should not be a comma after kindly
kmkenn on July 16, 2014 at 2:10 PM Report this
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Walmart ladies room still-born? Nice touch. Douchebag.
Chandira on July 16, 2014 at 3:09 PM Report this
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Kobayashi Powerful One Drop!! This shit is magical and SO NECESSARY for sharing bathrooms. Take it with you on vacations FOR SURE. http://www.one-drop.com.au/
amywms23 on July 16, 2014 at 3:13 PM Report this
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Can't be any worse than Seattle Hipsters full of PBR...
Arthur Zifferelli on July 16, 2014 at 3:35 PM Report this
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and there we are
WHYTOO on July 16, 2014 at 3:38 PM Report this
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Go aPODment dwelling!!
TheMisanthrope on July 16, 2014 at 4:01 PM Report this
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kmkenn @5: There most certainly should be a comma after kindly. It modifies "old man," as does decaying.
on July 16, 2014 at 4:31 PM Report this
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Sounds like he doesn't flush. Take a photo, print it out, and leave it on his bedroom door. Rinse and repeat for every single day he refuses to change his diet.
treehugger on July 16, 2014 at 5:31 PM Report this
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I'm surprised I Anon pulled their head out of their own ass long enough to notice the odor.
PlatypusMaximus on July 17, 2014 at 12:24 AM Report this
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1) he may have an issue like cancer. Don't judge if you don't know.

2) you, too, will be old someday

3) buy a can of Lysol and leave it in the bathroom

westello on July 17, 2014 at 9:50 AM Report this
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People don't notice their own stink as much as other peoples. I, Anon probably leaves a gas cloud as well.

Buy a can of air freshener and a container of poo pourri.
Arthur Zifferelli on July 17, 2014 at 10:39 AM Report this
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How can slippers be guilty?

TheGlove on July 17, 2014 at 1:26 PM Report this
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Ever noticed how a fine pot of chili smells like a potent fart? It's true.

So next time you're in the bathroom, forced to inhale someone else's stink, jus imagine it's a big pot of chili.
Arthur Zifferelli on July 17, 2014 at 1:45 PM Report this
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So potent. So sweet. So intoxicating. So intense. OH MY!
Arthur Zifferelli on July 17, 2014 at 8:37 PM Report this
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@17 THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DID!!!!
catherine_si on July 18, 2014 at 1:44 PM Report this
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@17, maybe it's foot odor not ass odor? Man, those are some stinky feet!

Anyway, the old man is probably leaving the douche bag hipster a present for puking all over the place after one of his many Bell Town PBR binge fests...

If this guy lived in Fremont or Ballard, we wouldn't be hearing about this because the roomie would have civilized conversion with the old guy about making an appointment with an Internist.

But no, Seattle becomes more like San Fran every day: Out-of-this-world rent for crap-shacks, and a douche bag magnet to boot.
Arthur Zifferelli on July 18, 2014 at 6:05 PM Report this
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Did I mention that I, Anon is a DOUCHE BAG?
Arthur Zifferelli on July 18, 2014 at 6:09 PM Report this
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Christ. Sounds like the guy is on a fixed income and doing the best he can in life. Compassion, people. It goes a long way.
Scarlett on July 19, 2014 at 12:08 AM Report this
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There's a quote I remember, possibly from Montaigne, that went something like "each man's shit smells good to himself." Seems to fit this ageist, classist douchebag to a T.
Joe Glibmoron on July 19, 2014 at 12:39 AM Report this
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I just think it's funny! The smell would knock a rat off a cheesecake, would it? Do what convicts do when the pellets hit the pail - suck it in deep and get it over with.
SDSaulka on July 20, 2014 at 10:54 AM Report this
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DIE HIPSTER SCUM!
on July 20, 2014 at 3:52 PM Report this
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Maybe try rolling out of bed earlier so that you can use the shitter first. Too much work?
highside on July 21, 2014 at 12:41 PM Report this

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