You are depressed. We all watch you being depressed every day. You can't even keep your head from sagging like a rag doll. It's pathetic. As a survivor of chronic depression myself, I should have sympathy for you, but I don't. The reason is that your depression is entirely your own fault (just as my depression was my fault). You are depressed because you are self-obsessed. Do you ever feel like people don't want to talk to you? It's because you only talk about yourself. Let me give you a tip: If you want to talk to somebody, ask them a question about their life. Don't just walk up and make a statement about your own. If you start pretending to be interested in other people's lives, then maybe one day you actually will be, and then you will have friends and no more reason to be depressed.

—Anonymous