Sorry, but it won't grow back. Ice up that ankle, Oneida. Florida (aka America's Wang) should be drugged and lopped off. Push it towards Venezuela and let Chavez deal with it. Flush News Corp.

When you post news about an especially kooky event, it might be nice, but the niggardly space allocated to Last Days would probably not allow for, All The Juicy Details.
Specifically; In The Kostolniks Affair; From what little i've been able to find on this: =She didn't actually see the guy kiss her son; she heard it. Everywhere else I've read that he kissed the boy on the lips, but this isn't established. She then ran upstairs crying "We've moved next door to a paedophile!"= - What i'm most curious about, is What Happened after the police arrived, if in fact they were called. How much craziness was Ardolf made to endure, before he went nuts.