Celebrity gossip isn't a reasonable substitute for Last Days, and Romano isn't even good at her own schtick. Please, of you or Madrid can't be here, leave this spot blank, or report on your sandwich as the other commenter suggested.

I know you can say "Just don't read it," but considering how consistently negative the comments about her writing and subject matter are, continuing to run them as a substitute shows a lack of respect for your readers. It would be less insulting if you just skipped it altogether.

Seriously, David. I know she's your friend, but she's really bad at this. Do her a favor and save her from embarrassing herself here.