Atomic Wedgie, is that a super power?

Hooooboy....how grotesquely appropriate that my Ex From Hell now resides in Oklahoma, now officially declared the Land of the Atomic Wedgie, and so fitting that the Last Days report falls on his most recent birthday! Idiots deprived of sex. What will they think of next?

Go, Seahawks!!!!!! Crank up the NOISE!! First, win NFC Championship in CenturyLink Field on Sunday, then all the way to the Superbowl!! And let's get some actual fucking REFEREES this time! The Pittsburgh Steelers can choke on their free NFL gift.

Fucking GO, SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!
Kick some Denver ASS, BAYBEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!