March Madness begins!

If you simply must have a pet rat, get one from your friendly neighborhood rat rescue shelter (see: any alley in Belltown).

Yes, do this if you're suicidal, or if you have a "gift" recipient you'd rather not live much longer.

Who says there is an age limit to athletes? That ole timer was a gold medal winner in the Wank-lypics! Party on garth.

I wonder if Mr. Williams is picking lottery numbers this week...

Oh and I'll take that subie engine if its a 2.5 and not damaged. Call me babe.

I didn't think I could dislike Mouth-breather McConaughey more until I watched that fucking acceptance speech. Asshead.

dirt, paper boy, true detective, dallas buyers club this is not your boyfriends/priests Matt McC.