Seattle has bad firefighters in addition to bad police officers (I.e: John Marion, Patrick Saulet, et. al), too? This is really sad!!

Good riddance to hatemonger, Fred Phelps!

I guess nothing happened on Saturday. Like a huge mudslide or anything. Nope.

Hi Cienna! Welcome back! Great column.

@2: You caught that, too?

Cienna, glad you're back subbing for David! Did this edition of Last Days miss the devastating mudslide in Snohomish County on 03/22/14? I'll never forget that headline on Sunday, March 23, 2014 edition of The Seattle Times: Washed Away in Three Seconds!" Condolences to all living or working in or near Oso who have lost family, loved ones, and homes, and may never find the whereabouts of those still missing.

@2 and 4: Those are people in Snohomish, not Capitol Hill, so why would you expect Cienna Madrid or anyone at The Stranger to give a fuck?

@5 Okay. Imagine if a manmade disaster like the Snohonish County mudslide on 03/22/2014 happened in Seattle, or anywhere in King County. I-5, I-405, and the I-90 Interchange are ALREADY disastrous.