More good reasons to stay out of the Deep Fried South.

Any chance of a BNSF oil train derailment plowing through the 2014 GOP Convention? Time to charbecue some pigs, starting with Governor Rick "Oooops!" Perry. They eat their own, anyway, right? ka-BOOOM! Then they can feed the charred pig heads to the Koch brothers' Evil Empire---that's a delicacy on Wall Street.

Okay, people of the United States. Back slowly away from Iraq, Afghanistan, and anywhere else where there's massive killing and violence.....!

The full moon was at 04:11 UT June 13, so TECHnically it was on Thursday June 12 Pacific time...

VERY IMPORTANT

Dear Mr Dehlin, and Ms. Kelly:

DTMA!!!!!!!

Dear David Schmader - Many thanks for making my day when I opened up The Stranger to Last Days this morning and saw (in the print edition) the picture of the Mormon Tabernacle Cathedral identified by the caption "Crap Factory"!!! LMAO!
And that story about JONAH!
David, I've been a devoted reader of The Stranger for years, but just wanted to chime in to say thanks, thanks, thanks for what you provide in your column.