I think "Kavan Phalon" is a piping hot TWAT WAFFLE.

Dear Disappointed,
While I wish you no ill will, I find your complaint a little on the trivial side. People in May-December romances are really not all that oppressed. Wake up and you'll note that except for the occasional, trite Diane Lane vehicle, many (maybe even most--I lack data here) Hollywood films feature actors old enough to be the fathers of the actresses who play their lovers. So, buck up! It's pretty much your world as far as all that's concerned.