The "Dost a boulder..." should be "Doth a boulder..." I do, thou dost, he/she/it doth.

Dear God:

Thank you for answering our prayers with your shout-out about Washington State CASA. Let me remove a potential boulder from any could-be CASA volunteer who's interested in helping an abused or neglected child find a safe, permanent home:

http://dev.wacasa.org/?page_id=2791

The link take you right to our volunteer sign-up form where you can get more information about what it takes to do this difficult but extremely rewarding work.

You need not be a former beauty queen to apply.