re: sneaker fetish- see the column on december 10, 2009. same people? or is Dan secretly a sneaker fetishist who wrote these letters himself? or is this having a sneaker strapped to your face fetish way more common than one would at first assume? the jury's out.
Rather too late advice for ADIDAS: just have the college boy hand your boyfriend the sneakers?... If the only problem is that his shoes aren't up to snuff, get someone else to supply the actual shoes...
OK, I'm a SL fan and, obviously I'm reading through the archives in 2013, too... but how in the HELL could someone read this in 2010 and link it to the letter from 2009 and then find both letters in the archives to match them up? Honestly that's a little creepy-stalker, isn't it?