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Hope your Christmas was wonderful!
Yet another example of how so-called "open relationships" rarely work.
It seems pretty easy to produce a letter from an unknown and never-to-be-met person that you've written yourself.
I don't know if TOP is lying, but I would bet that he is--to both his boyfriends.
Although I disagree with wayne @7 that open relationships "rarely work," I think that it is indeed hard for many of us to avoid becoming emotionally attached to someone we're having regular great sex with. So that even if TOP's erstwhile boyfriend is being truthful with both his long-standing boyfriend and TOP, TOP is starting to want something he can't have.
It's not about control, it's about self-knowledge. If you've met someone and you know they're not boyfriend/girlfriend material (in your books) but they're fun to fuck, you're not going to get emotionally attached.
Some people struggle with this, but only because they automatically develop feelings for anyone they spend long enough fucking. Not all of us are wired that way.
Can't it be both?
If we were talking about my dick, I could put together a whole training program for you, complete with videos, guest lecturers, homework, agility and endurance exercises, a prayer book, real-time biofeedback monitoring, shopping excursions, and a few carefully selected zen koans.
But alas, we're talking about your husband's dick, not mine, so I guess you'll have to ask him.
Flavored lube.....hmm...I'm gonna have to remember that one.
Oh, wait---aspartame?! That's as bad as high fructose corn syrup!
And THAT shit's in just about everything!
I think you should put the training program together anyway. And sell it online. Or at least post it for us. :)
I've already revealed too much, so let's just say it has to do with accepting a higher power and giving it its due worship.
I could see working a play book into my program if I was into football players.
Why would you use flavoured lube for anything but oral?
But then again: why would one need lube for oral?
So many questions...
Careful about suggesting lube isn't needed around these here parts...
Lube is not necessary for oral. I just wanted to point out that it is an option for a slightly different sensation. Dan did not seem to consider any reason for it other than to mask the natural dick flavor.
I geuss you may feel a little upset , but we are watching you and your paper and any thing that goes against America and hurting people over the " bell ringers of Salavation Army " . The thing is I look at Seattle with a "Hannibal Lector " attitude and only the rude really pay the price ...., I here dinner is served every day at the Missions that are very much advid fans of yours and my have you for dinner .
But just remember the FBI can not help you or that SPD - such rude unprofessional fellows they bloody are and we watch them too......
So chow for now Danny boy and sleep well.
AIRA
when's the video getting posted?
@24 Hunter78: Oh, shit. I KNOW I'm stepping into something here by even responding, but depending on whose dick that's referring to, that actually doesn't sound half bad. Bottoms up!
@31: Whoaaaaaa--- somebody's three turds shy of a flush! Go back to your bat cave and stay there! You have been feasting on waaaaay too much Santorum filtered guano to make any sense at all. Do yourself two favors: 1) learn to spell and use grammar correctly in complete sentences, and 2) Wean yourself from FOX TV.
Thanks for confirming that, Dan.
@31 New troll a-trolling ? Learn some class from Hunter, Troll. You need to make sense once in a while for people to bother to read you ever again.
I prefer to fuck people openly and not in the shades but my husband has my blessing to pretend I don't know for fun's sake (even though he tells me all I want to know).
Saying this, I also find TOP's boyfriend a bit too shady for my liking.
Letting them be with other people that I don't know means not knowing if they're the type of person who wants to just sleep with them, or someone who thinks they can "steal" them away.
Dan helped him with the first part by directing him to a website that features all kinds of goodies, including the ass tunnel (which I loved seeing). But that doesn't address the other problem: how does DOUCHE stay hard enough to penetrate his bf while peeing?
I'm a woman who was under the impression that it is difficult for a man to pee when he's hard, yet since DOUCHE's bf has the expectation and since Dan didn't address that part of his letter, I am wondering. So a question goes out to the men here: how hard is it to pee when you're hard?
It's possible that your writing skills, by rendering your comment only marginally-intelligible, are making you sound less psychologically stable than you actually are; if that's the case, I'd suggest some writing courses at your local technical college (or university, if it offers the possibility of taking a few courses without enrolling in a full degree program) instead of (or possibly in addition to) psychological treatment. It's not necessarily fair, but prospective employers, clients, newspaper editorial staff, etc. are going to judge you by your writing, and learning to express your thoughts in complete, legible sentences could very much help you achieve your goals in life, whatever they are.
Stick with us, christiancultsniper! Though you might simply be a troll, I'm not about to write-off and ignore what could be a desperate cry for help. Life can be wonderful, even for those of us whose brains don't work entirely well all of the time. Under the Affordable Care Act, you may be able to get subsidized or publicly-funded health insurance even if you couldn't before, so if a lack of an ability to pay for treatment has been stopping you, it's worth looking into again (you clearly have internet access, so you can hopefully Google around to see what your options are). Good luck!
You guys are awesome! Thanks for an enjoyable 20 minutes!
Now I guess I have to go into the previous columns. This may take awhile...
@45 Burt's Bees Baby Bee Apricot Oil also works well, as does good old EVOO from the kitchen.
@46 I don't use condoms (monogamous marriage, IUD)so I can't say whether they damage condoms. It used to be that you could use oil on polyurethane condoms i.e. Trojan supras, but now they come pre-lubricated and the package states that you should not use any additional lubricant.
>> even though he tells me all I want to know
Most potential partners (for him) appreciate some privacy around their activities, so I am working on being less curious about his sex life with others.
@42: I dated a guy who was into that. We didn't get to the point of experimentation together, but I gather that he would pee right after he came, before he got soft.
I don't think I'd like to suck on Aloe Cadabra.
@Eirene @29:
I thought spit was a good lubricant for going back and forth between BJs and HJs. Or just blow uncut guys, no need for extra lubrication!
Well, that's a drag, so to speak. Lube makes condoms a lot less likely to break -- didn't anyone tell them that?
migrationist@51: no, spit is okay when it's from your mouth, which keeps producing it, but on your hands it doesn't last at all. My experience is unfortunately foreskin-free, so no data there. :-(
Speaking just for myself: not possible.
As I'm sure you can imagine, it isn't a process that lends itself well to e-learning.
If my dick is any more than at half mast, I can't pee.
Another fun pee fact. Sometimes if you pee in the morning after a night of sex that leaves a bit of come in the hole, the blockage can send the stream in surprising and messy directions. The lesson - make sure you get every last drop.
Lovin' the display pic.
Any kind of stimulation tends to mess it up, though, so usually it's alternating a few thrusts with total stillness and a lot of waiting. It's an interesting sensation, not totally pleasant or unpleasant.
The whole situation makes you uneasy. Your gut-alarm has already gone off, and on some level you want it not to be your lying lover's fault, or for someone to tell you that your gut is wrong, when it isn't.
Dan's advice isn't well-reasoned, but the end point is solid: DTMFA; and not because there is or isn't a way to verify what your creepy lover is up to, or because there are 'usual rules' of some kind between the openly-relationshipped, but because *you already know he's lying*, because the situation (his lies) are already making you uneasy - and that's all the information you need, isn't it?
When he's lying to you, kiddo, he's lying to everyone else too, including himself. Do not reward that asshole with trust he doesn't deserve. D.T.M.F.A.
I can pee while hard reliably, just takes a few deep breaths and staying still while the "pipes switch" or whatever the hell is happening. Easier than waiting for it to go down when ya real have to go. AIMING is a real problem though, as I have not tested this while in an asshole. Usually have to bend the waist at least 60 degrees or there's gonna be some serious cleanup to do.
While the packaging would undoubtedly be nicer, there's no guarantee that Overstreet/Jackson lube would taste any better than Maggie Gallagher lube.
Come to think of it, their lube probably tastes like protein powder, quinoa and spinach, while hers tastes like Krispy Kreme and french fries.
ProTip: Suck. 'Blow job' is just a figure of speech.
;-)
DOUCHE - peeing while hard? trying morning wake up sex while you have a 'piss-hardon' instead of running for the bathroom
one, two, pee
one, two, pee
one, two, pee
one, two, pee
one, two, pee
one, two, peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEE!!!
Also, does the spell last forever, so that their "love" and feelings of "committment" are forever something artificial? Or does the spell wear off some day, and they wake up and realize they wasted valuable time being with you? Awkward! (And then you have to cast the spell again, such a bother).
Finally, since prophetharry and wiseindividual care so much about love and restoring relationships, I'm sure their services are free, right? If they are not free, what kind of contract does the buyer have with them? Do the sellers guarantee results in writing, so that the buyer has protection and recourse in a court of law? To what extent does the "victim" get to participate in the contractual agreement?
Curious minds need to know.
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