You seem to have a hang up with identifying people as white. Does mentioning this ethnicity over and over make you more of a hipster? Is white people brawling more funny than other people brawling?
New places have no patterns, no well worn paths. Inevitable negative space is created when well worn paths and patterns are established. I'm guessing our rodent friends have had many of their forgotten pockets and untended crannies disturbed with all the churn. But once we predictably find our grooves and our ruts, the spaces inbetween will reappear. Our city, more than most, teems with life. We have temporarily disturbed it, bit it will come back. It's tougher than we or our creations are.
If you confused the rat for a puppy and flew it home with you from a Caribbean island, you'd have a Gordon Lish story, but I like yours better. Also, that picture is a sea bird of some sort, spirit animal of your football team. And the melody for Ben continues to tiddle my earbrain. Your fault. Got plans?
Reply to Matthew001: Sherman Alexie makes it funny. And 'white people' generally have a habit (hang up) of identifying other cultures as they see fit. What's the problem with him doing the same? He's a writer, afterall. This article is cute, heheh :)
I saw a rat on Pine a month ago. It might have been my imagination, but he seemed to stop briefly and beg for food as if he had been regularly provisioned in this way.
As a New Yorker, inured to watching from the platform while waiting for a train, the somewhat tattered subway rats below (bits of fur falling out from all the rodenticide, its only effect now their grooming), scampering under the rails and over the ties, I find your description of a freshly-coifed rat refreshing. Ours are still evolving, though, expanding their place in our little commuter society, lately traversing the platforms themselves, taking little notice of the people waiting there. Soon, they'll be joining the blase riders in taking trains between stations, Bronx-Brooklyn rat alliances not far in the future.
I understand the concept. New York City may be safer, and cleaner, but it has lost so much of its ethos, with chain stores conveying the obligatory merchandise of the 21st century and sameness everywhere. Give me the 70s and some personality to the streets!
Alexie Wrote:
"And this rat was small and surprisingly handsome. His fur looked like he'd just had a shampoo and blow-dry."
Honestly, why should anyone expect anything less in SLU than an a properly coiffured rat?
SLU used to be a rather pleasant neighborhood until it was sliced, diced and eventually destroyed by the buiding of I-5. Like plants that continue to flower in an old, abandoned garden, the remnants of that neighborhood are still occasionally visable among the overgrowth of new construction.
One of my favorite pastimes as a child was to wander the aisles and stalls of the St Vincent de Paul facility located just north of where Daniels Broiler is currently located. The treasures one could find!
Sherman: There have been, like, two shootouts and a frat-brawl in the SLU within the past two months or so. However, your point is well taken; frat-violence is totally different than rat-violence, although I could not say exactly why.
"that dank Seattle history of drunk white fishermen and loggers killing other drunk white fishermen and loggers because of, well, fishing and logging disputes." Best description of Old Seattle I've read in a LONG time.
Alexie's Native American. It doesn't matter what ethnicity or skin color you are, when describing others not of your own people, you do so by observation... they were white, they were loggers & fishermen, they were down by the South Lake Union docks and mills...
I'm white, so maybe I wouldn't describe the color of their skin, but that's because they are my "people", so to speak.
I went to Gallup NM once. I saw a lot of drunk Native Americans on the street. There were also Native Americans at the liquor stores talking to other Native Americans about, you guessed it, Native American issues. Maybe later bunches of Native Americans would fight other Native Americans.
Go easy on Alexie. 200 years ago his family was still stone age or at best had traded for some tools. We cut slack to guys whose backgrounds are only just now becoming modern.
i once saw a homeless womn in " sow-fake union" digging in a can. she was wearing bright red pants, blue shir, yellow rain coat. thou to mysef, " geez even the homeless got dress happy here"
@24- Once I puked $200 wine outside of Daniel's Broiler. Not my best moment, but at least I'm glad to contribute to the wellbeing of our bourgeois rats...
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Also, it's drawing attention to the fact that in general in our culture, white is the default assumption when someone's race isn't specified.
When white people talk about non-white people they tend to indicate whether the person is "black", "Asian", "native", "Mexican" etc.
SLU is the first neighborhood that I'll have watched grow from birth. Interesting to see where it will go.
"And this rat was small and surprisingly handsome. His fur looked like he'd just had a shampoo and blow-dry."
Honestly, why should anyone expect anything less in SLU than an a properly coiffured rat?
SLU used to be a rather pleasant neighborhood until it was sliced, diced and eventually destroyed by the buiding of I-5. Like plants that continue to flower in an old, abandoned garden, the remnants of that neighborhood are still occasionally visable among the overgrowth of new construction.
One of my favorite pastimes as a child was to wander the aisles and stalls of the St Vincent de Paul facility located just north of where Daniels Broiler is currently located. The treasures one could find!
All gone now...and not for the better.
Actually, walk around SLU and you're likely to see more Asian computer geniuses than white ones.
Top 5 naps, really. Great place on those 'wave hills'... Points you right at the afternoon sun...
No drunks, no rats, just motherfucking geese.
Anyway, a bunch of non-white people shot each other all up at the Citrus last month. Is that edgy enough for you?
"that dank Seattle history of drunk white fishermen and loggers killing other drunk white fishermen and loggers because of, well, fishing and logging disputes." Best description of Old Seattle I've read in a LONG time.
Alexie's Native American. It doesn't matter what ethnicity or skin color you are, when describing others not of your own people, you do so by observation... they were white, they were loggers & fishermen, they were down by the South Lake Union docks and mills...
I'm white, so maybe I wouldn't describe the color of their skin, but that's because they are my "people", so to speak.
That's not racist, that's just human nature.
Absolutely hilarious and ironic.
I think I'll write a book.