recommended [One out of four stars]

My sister-in-law has a health-food supplement store outside of Pensacola. I was helping out on the weekends to make a few extra bucks. I noticed that the white fridge that keeps the protein shakes had scuff marks where people held the door open with their shoe. I tried this product on the marks and it did not work! I'm not only shocked, but disappointed and betrayed by this product. I followed the instructions word by word. The sponge literally fell apart like wet tissue paper. As God as my witness, I will punish the "Mr. Clean Clean Team" wherever I find them. I will kill the liars. One thousand Magic Erasers will not be able to erase the blood of these Mr. Clean maggots.

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recommended [One out of four stars]

I hate this product. I will find the person who created the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser, cut a vertical incision down his back, pull out his lungs, and then slice his lungs off. Then I will stick his lungs on a pike outside the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser factory as a warning to everyone who helps make such an inferior product.

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[Zero out of four stars]

I agree with the customer above. In fact, this product is so objectively terrible, I will cover the entire Mr. Clean Team in Flamin' Hot Cheetos dust and instruct a team of feral dogs to lick off every crumb, so that these frauds, these charlatans, might experience one iota of the filthiness I feel because of their false promises. DO NOT RECOMMEND.

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[Zero out of four stars]

Seven years ago, my wife left me to raise three young children while she ran off with the doctor who diagnosed me with lymphoma. That was a betrayal. And yet she is not half the disappointment that the so-called Mr. Clean Magic Eraser is to me. For the love of god, people. Get your shit together.

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recommended [One out of four stars]

WHAT... FUCK! SHIT! THIS... WHY DOESN'T IT... FUCK!! IT SHOULD TOTALLY... DAMN IT! GODDAMN IT... WHY DOESN'T IT...FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING PRODUCT!!

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recommendedrecommended [Two out of four stars]

I thought this was gum.

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