One thousand free oysters (!?) will be served up to you, the bivalve-loving public, tomorrow between 5 and 7 pm in front of Coastal Kitchen to promote the imminent opening of their new oyster bar. You can get plenty of things for free on the sidewalks of this city (personality tests, The Stranger, hummus/chips, STDs, etc.), but when else will you have the chance to get free oysters on the sidewalk!?