Jokes! From Seth Meyers! (The guy who's been doing the news on Saturday Night Live lately and lands most of his punchlines by giving a sidelong glance to the right or the left, like he wants to jump off his chair, run off the set, burst through the doors, and careen through the streets of New York City, screaming: "I do not want this job! I am not, nor have ever wanted to be, Tina Fey! Or Jimmy Fallon! How in the hell did I get to be the over-scrutinized heir of this stupid throne?! You know what I really love? Really love? Bonsai. And sous vide salmon. Take my money, take my fame, and just leave me alone with my tiny, tiny cedar trees and extraordinarily delicate, almost flavorless flakes of salmon flesh." That's what his sidelong glances look like to me. But what do I know? Anyway, he'll be at the Paramount telling jokes.