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[Insert several links to the Onion's fantastic coverage of "Diamond" Joe Biden here, including "Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway," "Biden To Cool His Heels In Mexico For A While," and "Biden Lines Up Sweet Summer Gig Installing Above-Ground Swimming Pools.] Okay but seriously, Uncle Joe is coming to read to us from his new book about his rough yet productive final year as VP. It's called Promise Me, Dad: A Year of Hope, Hardship, and Purpose. Go give him a titty-twister and ask him for advice on how to beat these GOP bozos.