Aquarians are the biggest sluts, right? That's what I heard.

Aries, assholes. Taurus, stubborn assholes. A lot of the others, Libra for example, I heard are also basically assholes. Libra and Pieces are the same fucking thing even thought the fuckers lie and say they're not. Libra are the worse liars, I'll grant them that. Astrology is complicated I can't remember the details but I think I've got the major bits. Jethro Tull had that great song he used to sing about Aquarius sitting on a park bench like a big creep. Tull himself was one, everyone forgets that fact.

I am in shock that Trump is a rising Leo. Are you sure it's rising? Seriously? I really thought it was an ailing Leo. Or prevailing Leo. One of those two but not rising, my god. Just kidding of course what the fuck is rising and does it matter? Don't answer that nobody gives a shit.