I have this same problem. I tend to think every girl I meet is named Jen.

Well, if it makes you feel better, David...Hari now knows EXACTLY what percentage of you is the devil.

(And now I feel better for re-introducing myself to you every time we meet. :) )

Merry Christmas!
peter greyy
(former Orpheum employee, Bailey/Coy shopper, Showgirls attendee, ComedyNight producer, etc.)

I heard this story from Hari. I find it more entertaining than offensive, so don't take it too bad. However, neither I nor Hari have ever performed at Chapel. I think you might have meant to say the Capitol Club.

And then you woke up the next day only to find your marriage certificate had become a novelty.