Features Jun 15, 2011 at 4:00 am

My Brushes with Fame as a Hotel Valet

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1
Is this for real??
2
Sent from Chuck Palahiuk's iPad™.
3
"Tom Cruise? Definitely the back."

/scene
4
Well, Betty leaves me to run this entire hotel by myself. And first thing, right off the bat, I get fucked by a coven of witches!
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who cares?
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I do.
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this is a cool story
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LOL...I was one of those lame people on the sidewalk when Britney Spears walked out...=)
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@4 I see what you did there.
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k
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Kings of Leon and Vampire Weekend are not celebs no matter how much they act like assholes. Otherwise, cool story bro.
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I have no reason to doubt the story @1. Anybody who's worked in the hospitality industry, particularly in higher-end establishments, usually has a few of these kinds of anecdotes in their back pocket. I've even got a reverse-version of this: that is, an encounter with a bellhop who later became a very well-known Hollywood actor. Come to a SLOG Happy sometime, and I'll regale you with it.
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@11 You know who they are so... yes they are.
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i may be off base about this, but we bartenders and baristas don't kiss and tell, because we're like shrinks. so our tips over hours worked ratio is probably higher on the average because of the trust factor. i could make some pretty high ticket celebrities (hollywood, sports, music, politics, etc.) deeply ashamed about how they treated their coffee person at the tip jar, though.
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Spot on, my man, spot on. From the graveyard room service coordinator of the Four Seasons Hotel on Doheny Drive in 1988, spot fricking on!

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