0.) From the title and an ad, I_assumed_ that this were a send-up of Mr and Mrs Smith at least. How is this on the scale of such parodies? —people seemed to consider Scary Movie good, and I found it aggressively unfunny, so presumably there's a curve, speaking of which….
1.) From the ads, there appear to be at least four breasts in the movie; how many beasts, and how much blood? This appears to be a drive-in movie, so those would be relevant data.

Mmm, Hamm.